🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰

30 ♐️ he/they 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 they call me the greatest, ‘cause I’m not very good, and they’re being sarcastic✨🏹 🚫 TERs/SWERs dni 😘

[🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰ @SnarkyBreeze]

⚡️ “p e t e m o s s 💋”

https://t.co/3kh0MVPTDu

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh great everybody online made up these people called “The try guys” and they’re all pretending theyve known about them forever in order to trick me

[🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰ @SnarkyBreeze]

I feel so trapped by my job and I’m running out of paid time off to use on interviews for other jobs

[🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰ @SnarkyBreeze]

Not allowed to sleep in I guess

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

idc what y’all say, MY queen is still alive

[Ashley 🌺 @ashleychadamoyo]

The term “Rest in Power” was made for Black people who were killed unlawfully, not for a woman who sat on a throne made from blood diamonds stolen from the countries her family brutalised for centuries

[itzy binks ohtani 💙🇲🇽 @itzybitzyminnie]

between the dont worry darling mess and lea's funny girl debut.....its an important time for annoying people like me

[🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰ @SnarkyBreeze]

@ForrestAguirre I tried to read it in sixth grade—read it cover to cover and then read it a second time to try and understand anything I had just read. Still haven’t retained much of it 😂

[🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰ @SnarkyBreeze]

@frankiegreek This is a thing!? Why am I considering it?

[🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰ @SnarkyBreeze]

Is it really the school year if I don’t call in last minute because it turns out the rumbling dread I woke up with was a panic attack?

[GL @gldivittorio]

You’re laughing. Military recruiters are going to have to make a whole new slideshow now and you’re laughing.

[🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰ @SnarkyBreeze]

Another school year another reminder that one day it might be too dangerous for me to work in education

[🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰ @SnarkyBreeze]

@MeyerLxmon @KarniaOne @liawbyy I read “significant fignificant”

[Raven Cain 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @llamalaikum]

Elvis Presley died 45 years ago today. In honor of that, I present to you the music he appropriated, did worse, and never credited.

[🦆 SnarkyBreeze ⛰ @SnarkyBreeze]

Healing is real, I just took my testosterone for the first time in almost a year

[james tom @jestom]

one thing I like about wfh is I can have my gastrointestinal issues at my own pace

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

u ppl made being horny on main illegal and now we have to see discourse every day instead