@drilbot_neo My dog became a mega-asshole when I had him neutered, and he still screws any female in heat. Clearly I should have just opted for a doggie vasectomy and left his balls.
Spoiler Alert, Jesus is a fictional character made up to make people feel better about their pathetic fucking lives. Saying Jesus wasn’t vaccinated is like saying Hannibal Lector didn’t eat the unvaccinated dumbfucks of the world.
So glad I wasted my time with @amazon today. As expected they’re not doing shit about the fact they can’t get my orders to me on time. This is ridiculous. #CancelAmazon
@AmazonHelp Yeah I filled it out. I don’t expect anything to come of it. I’ve already cancelled the order that was supposed to be here tomorrow and still hadn’t shipped. I’ve lost all faith in Amazon
@AmazonHelp Yesterday’s packages as well as today’s never showed up. When I’ve talked to my local post office they tell me Amazon is having issues with drivers in OKC delivering the packages to them. This has been an on-going problem which Amazon has done nothing to fix.
@AmazonHelp And what will Amazon do? Same thing they’ve done in the past? Tell me I’m SOL? I shouldn’t have to waste half my day fighting to get my orders after I pay for a extra service to have the delivered on time. Amazon has no intention of helping me.
@AmazonHelp It's whoever you use to ship out of OKC, why do you suddenly care? I'm done wasting my time with Amazon. You're not going to do anything about it.
@AmazonHelp Orders* and I tried to talk to your chat agent and was told that my orders that are already late will arrive by this Friday. This isn't the first time I've tried to get help and some CSR has all but told me to fuckoff.
The fact you outsource your customer service to people that have to copy and paste prefab answers rather than understand what's going on it unacceptable. I've canceled my Prime service and I'm walking away. #FUCKAMAZON