Spiderman

Slinging web like a boss.
*Parody Account*

[Spiderman @SnarkySpiderman]

@Bite_My_Ash @Jesus_M_Christ Ironically, this is also the exact excuse I use when my dates ask why my profile picture looks so old

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Avengers Endgame wins and they show an Avengers 1 screencap? This feels like when you get a match on a dating app but you're using a profile pic from seven years ago

[Critics Choice Awards @CriticsChoice]

.@Avengers: Endgame wins the #CriticsChoice Award for Best Action Movie. #AvengersEndgame @Avengers

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TFW your girlfriend is the biggest thing about #criticschoice awards

[iza @wIwsfilm]

zendaya has arrived everyone else can go home now
#criticschoice

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Hollywood royalty, and also Sebastian Maniscalco

[Critics Choice Awards @CriticsChoice]

The Irishman takes Best Ensemble, and Hollywood royalty graces the #CriticsChoice

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It’s been one of those kinda days.

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.@BatmanStoned been there done that, it doesn’t work. But if you make a deal with the devil you can get your aunt back tho #TheNormals https://t.co/38uc1EPVw0

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WTF why is Batman in SOBER STICK FIGURE & not me @ambertozer
https://t.co/eWjVRUoYzN

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He wants me so bad.

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Holy wow I wish I spun this! Look at that craftsmanship! #PortProtection

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Best way to deal with the Kooshdakhaa? #PortProtection

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#WednesdayWisdom

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Bad news: I got fired.
Good news: I'm available to babysit.

[Spiderman @SnarkySpiderman]

#CureBoredomIn5Words Stop being a whiny bitch.

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Looks like Robert Downey Jr. is joining me in Spiderman: Homecoming. Now we just need Ben Affleck and I'm rich!

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Prince isn't dead. He's just sick of all your shit and left this planet.

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#mondaymotivation

[Spiderman @SnarkySpiderman]

Baby I'm like a hot pocket. I'm hot as fuck on the outside, but on the inside I'm ice cold.