KC's Snarkiest Cat

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. Kansas City's snarkiest feline. Home: @barkerykc

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

If I lay here
If I just laaayyy here-
Would you not see me,
and just forget my bath?
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[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Overheard the humans telling a mutt she was a "beautiful girl," this morning.
Words can't describe the shock, hurt, and betrayal I'm feeling.
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[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

When the relatives ask if there's a tomcat on the horizon..
#holiday #Thanksgiving2021 #ThanksgivingDay #tuesdayvibe #Trending #ChristmasEveL #CHEMUN #CatsofTwittter #Christmas #WINTER #family #SingleAndMingle

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Just a little Thanksgiving pre-gaming; don't mind me.
#CatsofTwittter #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2021 #Turkey #priorities #NationalHousingDay #photooftheday #tuesdayvibe #Trending #Autumn #Apple

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

You can lead a cat to Christmas before Thanksgiving, but you can't make her partake.
#CatsOnTwitter #Thanksgiving #Trending #fridaymorning #FridayMotivation #morningmotivation #priority #doge #DontLetItBreakYourHeart #DoNothing #CatsofTwittter

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

She is beauty. She is grace. She is Miss United States.
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[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Wait, did I just hear what I think I heard? Was that--? *gasp* Someone is eating snacks without me!
#CatsOfTwitter #FridayVibes #Trending #trend #Autumnwatch #Autumn #Apple #AppleEvent #Food

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Rough morning. Was told today that I "don't need 2-3 midmorning snacks." Taking some space & time to process. I appreciate your thoughts & warm wishes for me in this trying time. Thanks
#CatsOfTwitter #tuesdayvibe #tuesdaymotivations #Halloween #HalloweenTaylorsVersion #pumpkins

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Don't be mistaken. I saw you pet that other cat.
Anyways, thanks for the new scratching post (the couch). Bye.
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[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Excuse you. Turn the light off.
*sigh* napping is such a lost art these days..🤦‍♀️
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[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Happy National Cat Day!
If you want to give me extra belly rubs today I'd happily oblige. Then I'll kindly swat your hand away to let you know I'm done. Because I'm considerate like that.
#NationalCatDay #nature #fall #Apple #HALLOWEEN #CatsofTwittter #fridaymorning

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Word to the Wise: Black cats aren't the only ones whose paths you should be worried to cross.
I'm a force to be reckoned with.
#CatsOfTwitter #blackcatappreciationday #Trending #fall #Autumn #Apple #Halloween #spookyseason #wednesdaythought

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Tips for a Good Fall Day:
1) Surround yourself with things that make you happy- squeaky toys, good food
2) Find somewhere comfy to lounge- a mattress, pile of laundry, or small box will do just fine
3) Think happy thoughts- I'm a happy cozy queen
#Cats #PumpkinDay #AppleEvent

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Thanks to everyone who wished me Happy Global Cat Day. Means the world to me that you guys know what's important.
For those of you who didn't, there's still time. I'll be here the rest of the day. Act now! Don't let this opportunity pass! #CatsOfTwitter #Trending #fridaymorning

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

A Haiku by me
"Can't These People Just Leave Me Alone?"
No, I don't need help.
Yes, I do want to stay here.
Let me live my life.

#CatsOfTwitter #cat #stairs #LIVE #Trending #trend #TrendingNow #tuesdayvibe #tuesdaymotivations #Halloween #fall #Autumn

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

In case anyone hasn't heard yet, tomorrow is Global
Cat Day. And in case anyone is wondering, I would graciously accept any new beds, toys, or snacks. Out of the kindness of my heart.
#CatsOfTwitter #Caturday #Trending #TREASURE #GlobalCatDay #fridaymorning #Friday #Giveaways

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Trying a new bath-evading tactic today called, "Play Dead."
If you have any tried-and-true methods, please let me know. Many thanks.
#CatsOfTwitter #Trending #playdead #bathtime #NoMoreApologies

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

A Brief Cat Interpretation Lesson:
meow: Pay attention to me
MEOWW: Seriously pay attention to me
Pat on the arm: Pet me but also don't touch me plz
Purr: If you want me happy don't stop doing what you're doing. Until I'm suddenly annoyed. Then stop immediately.
#Cat #TrendingNow

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Twitter wins the Cool Cat Award this round.🕶️
#instagramdisabled #instagramdown #facebookdown #facebookoutage #catsofinstagram #cat #CatsofTwittter #Trending #WhatsApp #WhatsAppDown

[KC's Snarkiest Cat @SnarkyStoreCat]

Happy *NaTiONaL BLaCk DoG DaY* apparently.
This is how I am celebrating.
Party big or whatever.
#CatsofTwittter #Cat #nationalblackdogday #WorldSmileDay #Trending #FridayFeeling #October1st #Autumnvibes