Snarky Tooth

Bucee's man. It appears, to some, that I dislike people. Dislike and distrust: two different things. If I trust you, I'm a teddy bear (with a concealed weapon)!

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Everyone freaking out about "new cameras" that will track everyone next year, not understanding they're reading about it on the device that you willfully carry around with you day and night and thus fully tracked, makes me laugh in a "this shouldn't be funny" way.

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@ReclaimD1 Bullet dodged

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@IGN ... which this film will continue.

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@ComicDaveSmith From Gaza to this.

Least you don't call yourself a comedian anymore. Oh.

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@notjessewalker From article: "He added a new protagonist, Lucky (Matarazzo), a “young innocent piglet” with a moral arc and a slightly offbeat side-plot romance."

"Offbeat" romance? What are this piggy's pronouns?

ANIMAL FARM: A WACKY ROGAN ROMP!

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@Photomusicrock I'll be leaving before the headliner.

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They just fired the men who messed up their lines.

Privilege: something women won't give up.

Plus: she's selling, but no one will buy.

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@THR A handful of words on a social media site disintegrated Roseanne's career, but calling out Jimmy for consistently lying, playing victim, all while inciting violence under the guise of comedy, THAT'S TOO FAR!!!

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@implausibleblog What she's saying is, he's fucked.

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@roddreher NO ONE IS FALLING FOR THE "GEE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, BUT I KNOW TRUMP IS TO BLAME" CRAP ANYMORE!

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@CardiffElect @mog_russEN Hope the brakes don't suddenly get hit as you happen to be yanking on the scarf from behind.

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@davidaxelrod @jimmykimmel You cant just say, "Apologize if you're human, Jimmy."

You have to attack the White House and signal that you still hate Trump

BUT

maybe say "soh-wee" jim

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Debunking the Data That Claims to Show Most Political Violence Comes From the Right: There's a lot of funky data out there being compiled by nakedly partisan organizations and spread as though it's factual by the liberal media. My column: https://t.co/zH1gnRtO9A

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@TaraBull Empty

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@thehill That ain't news

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@politico USAID days were the best for you, weren't they?

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POV: Ava takes off (her) pants

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@AFpost Invasion of the Body Snatchers

The Kingsman (the villain's cell phone weapon)

ALL that is happening in some form.

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@brianstelter Cowards. All of you. Foul.

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@tylerblack32 Oh, no. She found out about my micropenis...