Sarcastic Brunette

Life's tough, get a helmet

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@steveo just finished your episode of @insideofyoupod with @michaelrosenbum so here’s my tweet 😌

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@ErasTourResell Me! 😭

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@erastourticketz I’m able to attend all 3

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watching LOST and got jumpscared in the best way possible by @TheOnlyDJQualls supernatural is inescapable

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@michaelrosenbum didn’t know you were in Alabama 🤣

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Best part about The Evil Dead? “Final girl” being a man named Ashley. Never been more proud to have the name 🫡 @GroovyBruce

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The things I will watch for a celebrity crush 🫣

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NOT THEM ERASING LEX’S MEMORIES AGAIN 😭💀 what the actual fuck @michaelrosenbum

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WE GOT @michaelrosenbum BACK AND THE PURPLE SHIRT 💜🥹 I am happy if only temporarily

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Thank god for @michaelrosenbum in the Smallville finale. All hail Franken-Lex 🫡

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A giant thank you to @michaelrosenbum for absolutely crushing my soul in the season 7 Smallville finale 🥲

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@eliroth quick question, watching hostel for the first time and dear lord, please tell me they don’t incinerate the bodies 😬👀

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Damn, watching hostel might convince me to pick up where I left off with high school German 🤣

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@eliroth the beginning of thanksgiving is giving very much Black Christmas vibes. I’m into it

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When I get upset watching Smallville, my mom is like “what’s wrong with Lex?” @michaelrosenbum 🥹🤣🥰 to be loved is to be known

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Smallville just HAD to make Lex Luthor the most sympathetic “villain” ever and now my feelings are hurt 😭

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If lex luthor bad, why is he so likable in season one of Smallville 🧐

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I know the show is called DAWSON’S creek, but we should all be so fortunate as to have a friend like Pacey Witter.

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@Jamiebower I’m begging you PLEASE come to a US convention 😭🙏🏻

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An important PSA from America's first superhero!