Mike

Professional bicycle mechanic. Goose attack survivor. XXX

[Mike @Snaxxxzilla]

National Donut Day

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Village People deep cuts ONLY

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Don’t want to be working I wanna be playing CS with the boys and girls.

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It’s treat o clock

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Shout out moms

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Glizzy Gobbler

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Filling a sleep apnea machine with Diet Coke

[i like food @messedupfoods]

these would fix me

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I’ve met many Charles but not a singular Charle.

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Bolt Thrower shirt AND peanut butter pie I’m living my best life

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Need to get back in the riff kitchen.

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Goin on a free trip with a free hotel just to ride a bike. The hotel pool is getting a big ol’ cannonball. Gotta remember to pack my floaties.

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Not enough caffeine in the world for me today.

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That time of year where my allergies feel like a lobotomy.

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Crazy the massive slice of cheesecake I just ate would probably kill a Victorian child

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Big iron on my hip

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If we’re living in a simulation can I get like 200k spawned into my bank account? Please and thank you

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My name is Mike short for Michaelwave

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Shout out post ride fancy sodas