FatManSneap

Everyone else's Twitter is shite! I'm funny as fuck!

[UNILAD @UNILAD]

Parents of boy, 13, who allegedly tossed statue off balcony that killed tourist now facing charges https://t.co/MlyxJy5Xcb

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"Calming you down is like trying to baptise a cat" 😂😂😂 funniest thing I've ever heard! @Lord_Sugar

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When your a bus wanker and get bored so decide to chat shit to the work mobile #buswanker #chatshitgetbanged

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Slowly getting more responsibility at work and people are getting a bit shirty!haha! CUNTS! #IceCaveRave #rotapatrol #justcallmedavecopplad

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@samclewis fancy a cheeky Carvery tomorrow? Roadhouse? Me you and Olivia?

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@samclewis your so old

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@samclewis me you and Nathan just need to hit some pubs in Paignton

[Fatman Scoop @fatmanscoop]

When HODOR met SCOOP! Big love to my dude @KristianNairn #TBT

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I hate people

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Im definitely going to die lonely 😂😂😂 and I'm so excited for it 😎

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The thought of having to go to work and produce small talk with a bunch of cunts kills me... #hatepeople

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Only good thing about my 6am Thursday start, is a little boogie at the bus stop #fiestathursday #bustopboogie #cuntflaps

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When your own fart makes you gag 👌

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@fatmanscoop @Snapchat @dusa_theunion @samclewis

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@samclewis oh shit I failed epically

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@samclewis is this for real? We're going Dundee tonight!!!!!!

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@Kieran_Wheatley whatever I say, y'all gotta do....

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@samclewis wanna meet?

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@samclewis still want a roast?

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@fatmanscoop THAT WAS INSANE LASTNIGHT!!!!🎤🕶🍻🎤🕶🍻🎤🕶🍻 #mylifeiscomplete