Snert Underpant

If ever we are in a situation where I am "the voice of reason", we are in a very, very bad situation.

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Nice way to start the day!@BenAsgariRacing

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@sirswampthing @AFL Time for a gin.

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@CXClausen You need to smarten up and realise that is the last bastion of freedom which will soon be gone. Build a shed in the back yard while you can still leave the house without needing permission…

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@tommorris32 @7AFL @1116sen This guy’s in and out more than a honeymooner’s dick…

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If Essendon was a jockey…

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The most interesting part of this game is Roo and Hinkley having to pretend that they can stand each other…
#AFLPowerBlues

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The best thing about this is listening to Hinkley having to try and be positive about the Crows…#AFLCrowsNorth

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@FOXFOOTY @ClarkyHeraldSun I wonder if Charlize Theron is ever going to ring me out of the blue for a romantic dinner too. I just don’t get paid to waste people’s time about nonsense…

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@BNONews Despite the fact that there’s 100 million people in the US with guns, they don’t seem to be much chop at this assassination business…

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@MattDonald22 Let me guess. His knee?

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@XanderMcGuire7

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@thefrontbar7 I think the one bottom left is my Auntie Myrtle…

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@FootyonNine Normally two votes beats one vote, but the AFL works much like the American voting system and Animal Farm, where pure maths means fuck all and some votes are more equal than others…

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@AFL Brings in a new legal phrase. “Innocent until proven guilty or we need to keep face”…

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@AngryCrowsFan They were probably singing Never Tear Up Our Tarps…

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Could the Fox commentators be any more biased toward Carlton… #AFLCrowsBlues

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Most unlike Carlton to start well and fall in a heap. Who would have thought?
#AFLCrowsBlues

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@astro_jaz I’m sure no one cares, but you can see my house if you look carefully…

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@thefrontbar7 Port Power. Fresh comedy that is always amusing…

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@thesoupman42 Missed it by nearly every letter. Well done sir…