Sam New

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

And its safe to see we have found the greatest tiktok to ever exist

[Taylor Hall @hallsy09]

Is that all you need to work on if you play with Panarin? 🤣

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

Happy Opening Day...smh. 😔

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

To the people who seem to think they’re invincible: You’re not. So go home and stay home. You’re not just putting yourself at risk, you’re putting others at risk too - nurses and doctors, grocery store workers, your grandparents, and so many others. #StayAtHomeSaveLives

[Marc Luino @GiraffeNeckMarc]

The atmosphere at the World Baseball Classic gives me chills. This is what happens when baseball is fun. I miss baseball https://t.co/KFj7bW4LfF

[Luke Henman @lukehenman16]

Life is precious, tomorrow is not guaranteed. Don’t wait, speak up #BellLetsTalk

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[Bauer board meeting]

Bauer: ok so everyone is switching to ccm and warrior. Any ideas?

Dude named Jeff: *lets out a huge fucking burp* uhhh..wanna just put a hole in the blade and raise the price to $500? We can say it has like slingshot accuracy or some shit

Bauer: ok

[SNY @SNYtv]

Sacred Heart wins the Connecticut Ice trophy with a 4-1 victory over Quinnipiac! @SHUHockey #CTIce https://t.co/ljh14ztJwz

[Sacred Heart University @sacredheartuniv]

#SHU is proud to announce a premier hockey arena coming to our Fairfield campus! The new on-campus facility will offer a variety of popular features and amenities.

Read the full story: https://t.co/PF0fb1qJd4
#WeAreSHU @SHUBigRed @SHUHockey

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

I compete. That’s it. Didn’t know I had to cater to opposing teams to like me. Everyone messes with timing, deliveries and pitching mechanics these days. Everyone. Get over it. I’m going to keep that dawg mentality always. Pops raised me right and approves of it all! 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Bruins lose after Brad Marchand has the worst shootout try in the history of the sport

[Matt Scalici @MattScalici]

When you order a small fries at Five Guys

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Headers should be legal. Who’s with me?

[CTHSHockey @CTHSHockey]

Graham Day with the @spinalcarect for Staples tonight in their win over Wilton. #cthk

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

This @VICESports video of Céspedes explaining the trap he sets for wild boars plays a little different now.

https://t.co/ZuT287W4dK

[Freddie Benson @DeeH_NYC]

Yoenis Cespedes tried to fuck a horse so the Mets could get an injury settlement and sign Dellin Betances. Never question his commitment to winning.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Adam Fox is so patient with the puck it’s insane. You’ll never find this guy opening the microwave a second early. The maturity is unmatched this guy belongs in the garden taking after mark messier

[Eric Engels @EricEngels]

Thomas Chabot, making $832,000 this season, plays 37:56 in the second half of a back-to-back for Ottawa. Kawhi Leonard, making $32.742M this season, was rested 22 times last season and has already missed eight of L.A.'s 28 games this season. Don't @ me.

[Josh Hyman @joshhyman99]

*a player is literally getting mauled*

ref: “nothing to see here, carry on”