Snide Octopus

Adding hilarious fake subtitles to library books.

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Shoutout to all the in-laws still hanging around your house https://t.co/T4qTiTDfCD

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Mom was right all along https://t.co/BoyahOa8Mr

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Just another family outing with Uncle Frank. #throwbackpost https://t.co/d38BcNIqX2

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On the bright side she will be an excellent bongo player https://t.co/bXXVO9mQzQ

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Buy two and get a free sack of mustache wax https://t.co/jHFzDqCB5x

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Yes we know it’s missing an H don’t be so homophonic https://t.co/nrbHT1qPN0

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“Our story begins with the main character, that is to say, a straight white man.” https://t.co/3addJ3H1rh

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Chapter Nine: “Of course I’ve washed these sheets before...” https://t.co/XsG8AjtNYO

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Next time Bill from accounting brings up the Spanish American War I’ll be ready https://t.co/Mk6aC2scWd

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Who will claim this week’s caption contest victory? Get subtitlin’, folks. https://t.co/Eyv1V94U5P

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Stay tuned for the sequel, “I Am Unemployed and Running an Instagram About Books” https://t.co/MPgCeC7lsa

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Tag your roommate passive aggressively https://t.co/qYpwZehf3W

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Chapter 4: Telling him “I’m basically a cowboy” https://t.co/aahr39fqb6

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Fresh catches, right from the water you walk on! https://t.co/isl9hIZdIW

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It’s a community caption contest! Post your best subtitle - most liked winners picked on Sunday! https://t.co/mnUSybOXfy

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Just been a little stressed out, you know how it is https://t.co/eRXe65uZNU

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Have you left an awkward voicemail yet today? Better get on that https://t.co/RIuZyHsQlL

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Winter is coming https://t.co/XBbQkhF32S