Dan Prandy

I ain't no abacus, but you can count on me #BSFC 202

[Dan Prandy @Sniffer_Prandy]

@Official_BRFC A game of three halves!

[Dan Prandy @Sniffer_Prandy]

@Official_BRFC That was awful to watch.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

If Sky Sports are serious about growing the game then they’ll replace Boyd and Sutton with Limmy

Best bit of punditry to ever grace the beautiful game

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

They can’t park the bus

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

The first two yards are in his head

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

He knows the club

[Peter Reid 💙 @reid6peter]

@elonmusk you are a knobhead lad.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Your club’s big summer signing

[Live Snooker @Livesnooker]

Such a lovely moment. 😢

[Adam @adamf2384]

"The club has to explore new strategic directions and we move on with heavy, but full hearts. What did I say Mehrdad?"

"We still owe them the money we borrowed for our stake and nearly made an arse of that PSR shit so let's do one before we end up in a holdall"

[Jordan Pickford @JPickford1]

Borat on my night sorted in hotel.. Training tomorrow #topgrafter

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

"one mcdonalds please"

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

"Southgate is his own harshest critic" yeah I don't think that will be true in about five minutes' time

[Edward Gray @edwardgray]

Stephen Warnock’s BBC career just flashed before his eyes 😂

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

This week in 1986:

Some magnificent Michael Laudrup vs Uruguay.

Featuring:

👌 A classic kit
🥅 Glorious goal nets
🪄 A wizard at work

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s 43 years since the ball dropped to Steve MacKenzie at Wembley... and he absolutely smeared it in.

Lovely violence.

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

Joselu has just hit the corner flag with a shot from 20 yards.