Almost accidentally overslept past my allotted time!
Thank god I was awoken by the sniggle next to me getting shot!
RIP Snigglifer but thanks for being my alarm clock!!
Yay!
It smells so bad in the black and white!
At least I think it does I lost my sense of smell after that thing!!
But now I have to have a brick thrown at me once a week so I’m still meeting my suffering quota…
Yay!
Wow!!! They are so responsible!!!!
Any child would wish to have them as parents and guess what?? Now you can give YOUR child a taste of non mediocre parenting* by gifting them a TICKLE ME WIGGLY plush for their birthday/christmas/summer/the 4th of July/just because!!!!