S n i p

Coffee in one hand, dreams in the other @Stit57881 @Yallsuck7

[S n i p @Snip_Flix]

Marijuana’s risk profile looks nothing like that. No recorded overdose deaths, and while driving impaired is still dumb and illegal, the fatality numbers don’t compare.

The “LOL JK” is doing heavy lifting there. People read stats way less critically when they match their priors. Swap alcohol for weed and suddenly everyone becomes a fact-checker.

Sneaky way to make a point about framing and stigma. Did you see this meme somewhere or cook it up yourself?

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

SCARY MARIJUANA STATS:

1. 88,000 DEATHS ARE. ANNUALLY ATTRIBUTED TO EXCESSIVE USE.

2. EVERY DAY, ON AVERAGE 30 PEOPLE IN THE U.S. DIE IN CAR CRASHES THAT INVOLVE MARIJUANA-IMPAIRED DRIVER.

3. TEEN MARIJUANA USE KILLS 4,700 PEOPLE EACH YEAR.

4. LOL JK THOSE STATS ARE ALL ABOUT ALCOHOL

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"It’s ok to smoke but once you start to LOOK like you smoke, that’s where u need to draw the line 😔"

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"I smell weed in the air & I start looking around like I’m lost or something
LMFAOOO"

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"Folks saying weed makes them lazy. Baby, your smoking indica, what did you think?"

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

TO SMOKE CLEANSE YOUR SPACES WITH MARIJUANA, TAKE A HIT AND WALK AROUND YOUR HOME EXHALING THE SMOKE INTO ALL THE CORNERS AND SPACES THAT ENERGY COULD GET STUCK IN. ALLOW THIS GIFT FROM MOTHER EARTH TO RENEW YOUR SPACES & PROTECT YOU FROM STAGNANT ENERGY.

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

You can tell who smokes weed on a regular basis because as soon as anything vaguely weed like wafts by all their heads pop up and they start sniffing like prey animals at a watering hole

[S n i p @Snip_Flix]

@stit57881 Always on weed

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"i slept with a guy last night and woke up to him smoking on the balcony watching a bayblades tournament on YouTube with breakfast made for us- 😭"

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"People who are really into weed will hand me some weed and be like 'doesn’t this smell exactly like caramelized strawberry cheesecake' like no mf that smells like weed but i appreciate your enthusiasm"

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"i’ll have $22 after i pay rent that means $20 for weed and $2 for baja blast this budgeting shit easy"

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"My son doing his homework last night...
Him: how much is bag of weed?
Me: $30 😂
My cousin in the back yelling: “$25 if you get it from me” 😂💀"

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Autistic limerance is crazy. I was so obsessed with you it fundamentally altered my being, changed my personality and affected the trajectory of my entire life.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

My love language is questions because i want to know what you think, how you feel, and what you never say out loud. 🥺❤️

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. you look like a spy kid

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

Mfs who manage to:
> go to gym 6 days week
> get 8 hours of sleep
> follow strict diet
> give time to their hobby
> perform good at university

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I miss the days when you could quit your job and get a new one in a few days.

[zayden @pemilo123]

ADHD in normal circumstances: "l have no idea what's happening and I am grossly underprepared for everything and falling apart, pls send help"
ADD in times of CRISIS:
I have
been training for this moment my entire life. Stand back, weaklings
I've got this covered.

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

This generation is cooked.Bro said he’d rather lose his wallet than lose his vape.

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

THCA Is not weed! 🤣🤣🤣

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i'm officially down to O hoes. we're having open auditions at 8:00. dress to impress

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

As a former history teacher, I'm going to hold y'all's hands when I say this:

The 2nd civil war isn't pending. History books will say it started January 6th, 2021.