saffron sniper

Entrepreneur. feminist , Meme || CRICKET || Lil bit politics|| potential Catfish. Parody.

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

Calluses toh nahi hai but hand media lessgoooo

[Yashendra Singh @YashendraSingh_]

Calluses media less goo...

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

@dipsverse Bhaiya vo Charu ke number mil jaate to.....

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

With this level of dumbness, you seems perfect candidate for the secretary position @ CJP.

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

पहले मेरी बॉडी नॉर्मल रहती थी, जब से मैने कच्ची रोटी और सब्जी खाना शुरू किया है तो मेरा पेट दर्द करता रहता है।

लेकिन मेरी चूतिया हॉस्टल वार्डन चाहती है कि मैं पेट दर्द की शिकायत न करूँ क्यों कि रोटी कम सेकने से घर में गैस बच रही है। 👌🤡

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Did you know? Before ethanol started being blended with petrol, car-bike service centres didn't even exist.
Nobody ever complained about low mileage.
No car or bike ever needed service/maintenance.

In fact, currently diesel cars don't need servicing either, because ethanol isn't blended with diesel...

[Kundan @sharmakundan_]

ये पीले मेंढक 2023 विश्व कप में पैट कमिंस को अपना बाप बनाए थे क्योंकि तब रोहित शर्मा कप्तान था जो आईपीएल में इनके मेन बाप के गले में पट्टा बांध कर रखता था। आज ईशान किशन के खराब इनिंग पर खुश हो रहे। ये वही लोग हैं जो अपने बाप के डांटने पर पड़ोसी को पापा कहना शुरू कर देते हैं।

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

Such dumb people going to get paid from @X anything to stop these retaπds? @nikitabier

[Lala @FabulasGuy]

Baapuuu Hume chhod ke kahan chale gaye

Extended version Ft Rabri Devi 😭😭😹

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

Damnnn

[Breaking Beta @MenMuscleMoney]

Meet RW honda Sherni Aarti shukla

She had a pakistani boyfriend on X, calling him a soulmate, discussing about their sexual activities.

Now she's settled with an innocent Hindu guy

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

ट्वीटर पर रंडियों का समूह निकल पड़ा है सिया गोयल में चोद भांगड़ा को छुपा कर उसको विक्टिम दिखाने के लिए।

अब ये अपना पेटीकोट/मिनी स्कर्ट/घाघरा उठा कर बताएंगी की कैसे सिया पर प्रेशर था शादी का और उसके लिए किसी का खून कर देना कितना उचित निर्णय था।

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

@oldschoolmonk @AirIndiaX Sorry for inconvenience, but if Plane takeoff hote hi land hone lagega to aur bhi kuch fatt sakti hai. Kripya hausala rakhe.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.

[Kundan @sharmakundan_]

हमें तो शुरू से ही लगता था कि ये खान सर हिडेन प्रोपोगैंडा चला रहा है और एक दिन ये पक्का एक्सपोज होगा..

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

@arvindchotia Aankhon me aansu lekar (Khushi ke)

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

@Pagal_aurat imo you better not complete the order and refund a partial balance after covering your expenses on it. (Because chances are high that he won't pay you remaining amount after receiving the order.)

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

Need Twitter accounts for paid political posts (Right wing) Pls let me know, if you are interested.

Send your username and account link.

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

Few days back even you were complaining it on social media. Twitter care per mail krta, Jo account suspend hua hai usse Appeal daalta idhar kyu ro rha tha?
Us ladke ka to future kharab ho raha tha to usne sab koshish ki, Tera konsa future kharab ho raha ek Twitter account se?

[Sanket @Sanket15213]

Forget Pakistani tag. I will come to that later.

Answer these first

1. If there is a mismatch of answer sheet, where do you go and give a application for error?

Social media or to the CBSE ?

2. If he is so confident about hand writing not matching in Physics paper, he needs to file a application with CBSE and take the matter to courts. Calligraphy experts will decide incase if the board denies his claims.

3. Why isn’t Vedanta approaching @vineetJindal19 ji even after offering his volunteer help and it has been 8hrs or more.

4. Technical glitch of not able to change region to country is cooked. His brother was showing a video where he is not going to settings rather click on his profile data. That is not how you change region settings.

I request @maryashakil ji to help Vedant connect Adv Vineet ji.

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

@iUtkarshNeil By any chance are you Willing to sell them?

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

Reply section is full of bluetick clowns.

[YogeshMeena @Yogeshkherli]

कपिल शर्मा : सलमान भाई के दो बेस्ट फ्रेंड के नाम जब कैटरीन से पूछे
कैटरीना : साजिद नाडियाडवाला,
कपिल शर्मा : भाई की फेवरेट हीरोइन
सलमान खान : कैटरीना कैफ
कैटरीना कैफ : माधुरी दीक्षित
और भी मजेदार सवाल पूछे कपिल ने

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

@Annju_here Ulta sidha to vo yaha kar rhi thi khud ke sath

[saffron sniper @SnipersaffronIn]

@HPhobiaWatch Me

[Facts @BefittingFacts]

This video was shared by Fajal Ansari. Regardless of whom he voted for, he is happy.

He says that after the election results, the BJP removed the illegal toll collection system run by TMC.

Look at the condition of the road.

[Facts @BefittingFacts]

@KBanerjee_AITC Kit Kit Kit Kit Kit Kit Kit kar gandu shayad aag bujh jaaye.