Jayne Page

Over thinker, Gin drinker. Lover of all things Disney. Gluten and Dairy intolerant, B12 deficient 🤦🏻‍♀️ honestly I do try to have fun!

[Jayne Page @Snogmagnet]

Why is it so hard to return an order to @Crocs if you don’t have a printer?! Their email system is shocking, been over 24hrs since I tried to open a return and still no email. WhatsApp customer service is absolutely useless too. I just want to send them back 😫

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Hey @asda what’s with the out of date chocolate? It’s bad enough that this has gone up in price but it’s extra disappointing when you’re looking forward to some choccie and a coffee on this horrible, wet afternoon and find out they’re not at their best 🫤

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@benburrell @absabsolutely is it Butterfly by Crazy Town?! Please tell me I’m right for the very first time ever!!

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Watching #LastOneLaughingUK my son (17) walks in and half way through our conversation he asks why I’m watching a program about David Guetta @gillinghamjoe 😂😂

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@geniusfoods I love your bread but where’s the rest of it?

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@beckyexcell @thismorning @thismorning @VanessaOnAir so you’re saying it’s better to cater to a fussy teen than someone with an autoimmune disease? Astonishing!

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@emmavprior @beckyexcell @thismorning It was today!

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@VanessaOnAir oh Vanessa, your comments to the viewer this morning about having to eat Gluten Free because of her ‘difficult Mother in Law’ brought me to tears. Astonished at your ignorance. Please educate yourself about Coeliac Disease and please don’t label us ‘difficult’ 😢

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@AsdaServiceTeam Thank you for confirming. Now, who do I need to speak to to ask them to reconsider! This is a staple ingredient in a lot of Coeliac/Gluten intolerant households! It’s rare to find ‘safe’ food that doesn’t cost the earth and is so tasty!

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@AsdaServiceTeam I’ve been trying to get some of your fresh gnocchi for a while now and was told today that you’ve stopped stocking it! Is this true?! It’s the only fresh Gluten free gnocchi on the market! Please say this isn’t so!

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@RealDysonator @daveberry_tweet I heard you have a bit of a thing about Martin Roberts 😂

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@Ticketmaster Why can we still not print off our tickets for #GunsNRoses at #Tottenham for Friday?! Yet some people who attending Saturday can do theirs?!?

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@geniusfoods was someone in the factory feeling peckish? 😩 It’s bad enough having to pay through the nose for a loaf of bread but it’s even worse when you only get half!

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#JamiesTogether I didn’t think you could store and cook red and white meats together?! Isn’t this a recipe for cross contamination?

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@DaveAndShirley I knew it was you! I said that’s that lovely couple off Gogglebox to my friend in the bar. Enjoy’

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@emmaatkins87 @HelenAnderz I do that too, because I know whatever the content I’m going to like it. 😁

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Don’t worry! I’ve had a reply already, thank you!

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@CultFurniture I’ve sent an email regarding assembly instructions (the fact there are none) but I’m not sure if it sent. I did it via your website but just had a blank screen when I pressed send. What email address can I use to make sure it’s sent?

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@daveberry_tweet If Incesticide isn’t in the list I just won’t understand this world anymore!!

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@lorraine bloody hell Lorraine ..I think you need to look up what a fluffer actually does 🤦🏼‍♀️😂