Dark Force Ghost Snoke

Master of the Dark Side
Founder of the First Order
Last Remaining True Sith
Single Father
Force Ghost

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

I asked #Santa for the sweet embrace of death this year.

Man this guys good...

#ChristmasDay #ChristmasDay2017 #StarWars #TheLastJedi

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

@DanK_ @TokenGaijinGame @stashburnside Seriously @JohnMayer burned him, John fucking Mayer!

I’m no @TimGunn but upon seeing this I sensed a disturbance in the force.

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

@DanK_ @TokenGaijinGame @stashburnside Pump the breaks there buttercup.

Heard of force ghosts?

Been haunting some youngling kid with a broom on Canto Bight.

Seriously never thought retirement would be this boring.

Guess I’ll go watch Solo with Solo and laugh about young Solo and his inability to wear pants.

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

I don’t think @VeryLonelyLuke is getting through to her...

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

When you’re on a completely water covered planet a man can be his own island...

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

Honestly, I was only looking for @VeryLonelyLuke so I could give him @KyloR3n back...

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

He said it was to Dark for younglings.

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

The truth behind Padme's death.

Some people just can't handle the Tide Pod Challenge...

#TrueStory #TidePodChallenge

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

Should have said something profound when I died...

#Hindsight

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

#KyloRen can be just like his...

Nevermind...

#NothingLikeVader

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

People have asked why I choose Supreme Leader over titles like Darth or Emperor.

In all honesty I was eating a Burrito Supreme from @tacobell at the time and it just felt right.

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

All Rebel pilots do now days is try and start useless coup d'etat and help the First Order in their own stupidity.

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

I had this commissioned to show Rey the benefits of joining the #DarkSide https://t.co/2KHZUBDkoL

[The Wise and Powerful Snoke @MasterSnoke33]

Darkness rises and light to meet it young Rey Give Me Everything

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

Bobba Fett was just like his father.

Useless...

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

While powerful, Vader was a dumbass...

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

Fun Fact: Order 66 was accidentally executed while Palpatine was ordering pizza for the Senate.

He was fortunate to have not answered Order 69....

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

Coming from a man who 💩 in a bucket next to his bed... https://t.co/nPlclIyxqW

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

The real difference between the Light Side and the Dark Side?

Class.

Put a shirt on, Kylo.

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

We all know if she resists you’ll just come crying to my grave and blog about it again on your Xanga account. https://t.co/LCDxugXQ1M

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

im sorry
but if you continue to resist i may be compelled to use the magic word

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

Everyone thought Obi-Wan was a kind poor old hermit.

In truth he sold illegal Jedi Artifacts and blew all the money on drugged blue milk and Twi’lek hookers.

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

The #DarkSide is calling you, can you feel it?

https://t.co/uc5hJexw2T via @YouTube

[Dark Force Ghost Snoke @SnokeTheExtreme]

Vader really was a nice guy once you get past the chocking of random officers and murder of younglings.