Matthew

Lover of Pokémon, Eurovision, Jade and @ProjectChrome. English Muffin (He/Him)

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

Bulgaria you will always have my heart 🇧🇬 #Eurovision

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

Oh I was GAGGING 🫣

[JADE @jadethirlwall]

You can use me all you want Philadelphia 😏🧚🏽‍♀️‼️♥️

🎥 @adambgoodall

[JADE @jadethirlwall]

You can use me all you want Philadelphia 😏🧚🏽‍♀️‼️♥️

🎥 @adambgoodall

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

My Apple Pencil being charged for the first time in 2 years

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

This was supposed to be a silly haha job and now I’m doing a 10 hour shift

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

Showed up 12 hours late for my shift today

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

@AlwaysAShadow Cos your built like a house?

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

Oh so Joe Biden let him go but not me 🤨

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is at Taylor Swift's Eras tour at Wembley

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

I’m gonna kill myself out of spite if I see one more Better Help ad

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

Me after a long day of skim reading PowerPoints

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

PSA 🚨 If Celia comes into your house and gifts you a flashy hair pin, SHOOT HER. That bitch does not want to leave and I have to catch a catfish for Hippeux

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

The booing #Eurovision

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

Anti booing technology is so funny because it sounds really advance and technical but in reality it’s just applause.mp3 #Eurovision

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

When and why did @Eurovision block me on Instagram?🤨

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I was in this too but the director told me to get under the table and Charli told everyone to kick me as hard as they could throughout the whole scene. It was the worst day of my life

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

@AlwaysAShadow Kind of like this?

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

@AlwaysAShadow Have you tried sleeping with a mattress on top of you? Kind of like a ham sandwich but you instead of ham. That way you can sleep on both sides of your face at the same time.

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

Me when Snapchat added filters

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

I spent 20 years teaching public school and have a Master's in Education

Trust me: Homeschool your kids

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

Me at 7pm when the domino’s is delivered and I finally have a reason to get out of bed

[Matthew @SnoodlumTweets]

@AlwaysAShadow You’re aquatic warrior ancestors watching from below