Snoop Dogg

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[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Today's relationships? You can touch each other, but not each other's phones.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Reasons why I'm single: I can't date food, I can't date the internet, I can't date myself.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

No matter how many times you say, "okay," your parents will not stop talking.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Sometimes I wonder... do you even think about me? Do I ever cross your mind?

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

You've broken the only girl who was always there for you. Do you want a trophy? I'll just engrave your name with my now shattered heart.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

I'm always last to know.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Plot twist: Some for Gretchen Weiners.

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If life were a computer, I'd backspace away all the problems.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Life would be perfect if: some girls had mute buttons, some guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward & good times had pause buttons

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Relationships end because once the person has you, they stop doing the things it took to get you.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Dodgeball. Best way to get revenge on someone you dislike

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

My life is a constant battle between my love of food & not wanting to get fat.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

With you, it's different.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Do you remember me? Do you remember how we used to talk? Do you remember?

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

We're always looking for something better that we sometimes fail to realize that we already have the best.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Can you please just tell me that you're done trying so I can stop wondering if you are & hoping that you're not.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

RIP Steve Jobs.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

Forgiveness is different from second chances.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDoggTruth]

It's hard to make conversation when he's taking my breath away.