David Sornberger

SDE II at Amazon. Cheesecake destroyer in the kitchen. Bad at every video game.

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For my birthday next month I want all pastries to be free, Monday - Friday, now until ever. Thank you.

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Mine is that I put cheese between bread and then grill it

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Looking for your best grilled cheese recipes

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I wonder if the inventor of the bagel realized just how versatile their creation was

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@BlaineEntertain You're not even really hungy like that bro honestly (I will gatekeep survival signals)

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Wimbledon Final 2023, 3rd set, 5th game, one of the most unbelievable games in tennis history

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@TravyTheGoat Thought this was Bakersfield

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@cassidyjae__ Lmk what the other sides are and I can share some recommendations!

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@TheCooperJ How many adult children I gotta have before someone remembers huh?

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@TheCooperJ Honestly not sure how I didn't get wished a happy Father's day yet

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Honestly parking enforcement is the coolest job. You just get to drive around selectively wielding the power to absolutely destroy someone's day? Might be time for a career change

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@pancakeepapi @darrenhupke I hope he saved it for later

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All I want is a Mario Kart with free chat.

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Alternate LOTR scene for Return of the King: when Denethor's on fire and falling from Minas Tirith he pulls a cord and out pops a big Red Bull paraglider and a voiceover comes on where he goes "bro I was so scared and the flames were wild but I just thought I gotta send it"

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If you're a fan of tennis and aren't watching this Alcaraz v Sinner match you should definitely watch it

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"people" out here ordering bubblegum and mocha almond fudge like we don't know they're government agents

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If you order two scoops at an ice cream shop and get non complimentary flavors you should be sent straight to the firing squad.

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"ummm can I get one scoop of the mango and one of the salted caramel coffee in a cup?"
Ummm no, but you can have a sit and 2300 volts in the electric chair, goodbye

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@pancakeepapi Zachary, I'm so sorry but I read these (top) and (bottom) assignments and went "nah I'm pretty sure Cooper is a top"