Jessica Snow

she/her Venmo: @Jessica-Snow-2 @btfphilly @PlaysAndPlayers @phitcomedy

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This literally happened to me.
At 3am. Holy shit.

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

@sarahknittel That’s likely right. You’re cool irl though

AND I’M GOING TO SMOOCH YOUR FACE IN LIKE EIGHT DAYS

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

This could change everything

[Jonathan Cohn @CitizenCohn]

NEW

Harris rolling out a major policy proposal today: Having Medicare cover long-term care at home

Idea is to help millions of seniors & people w/disabilities -- and their family caregivers too

Announcement to come on “The View”

https://t.co/OWMKP3iUNG

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

@PhillyMayor You’re wrong. You’re an idiot. This will ruin Philadelphia and I will always remember you did it.

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

Shots fired, @GovernorShapiro. Your move, @MassGov @kygov @Virginiadotgov

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

That’s going to be a weird speech for #MelaniaTrump to give 🤷‍♀️ @MichelleObama @DNC #DNC2024CHICAGO #KamalaHarris2024

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

@LarryScott_Jr @MonicaLewinsky Not sure you know what “still” means

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

This mfer posted this nonsense on Rex Manning Day! Trying to make me feel old and shit. Not today, Mark!!!

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

@DesiLydic is currently the best part of @TheDailyShow no matter who is hosting. Killing it. Every time.

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

Da'Vine!!! @DaVineJoy Da'Vine Joy Randolph!!! 🎈🎈🎈 #Oscars #oscars2024

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

Smalls can’t believe it back there, but also he can #CeasefireNOW #UnitedNations #Gaza_Genocide

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

Nipples are cool at the #SuperBowl now 🤷‍♀️

#Usher #NFL #JanetJackson #TaylorSwift #patriarchy

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

Y’all have to stop saying @GillianA’s dress is covered in vaginas. What would that even look like? Get it together. #GoldenGlobes2024 🌸

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

I thought we stopped using “Middle East”?

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

“I’ve never met an #Aquarius that believes in #astrology” -me, Walt Whitman #multitudes

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

Fucking around, finding out:
(I love book people.)

https://t.co/L5HF9nEb59

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

I was IN LOVE w/ @DrewBarrymore in the 90s. It was sad when she started pretending she was never vegetarian, then that she was never bisexual. Now she’s not only pretending she’s not an actor, BUT THAT HER WRITERS AREN’T WRITERS?! Gross. @WGAEast @sagaftra @CBS @DrewBarrymoreTV

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

@AlexHolleyFOX29 Pay attention. Kelsey Grammer is trash. Do not support.

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

@Sorrymissjacks7 @notcapnamerica Actually, no, bc we were 0-10 years old when this carpet was laid, so you cannot blame us

[Jessica Snow @SnowJessi]

Yo, wait. Did @FIDE_chess just call me stupid? #FIDE #chess #TransRightsAreHumanRights