Ellen Unsworth

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@kirstenruth_ I wonder why?

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@kirstenruth_ Let me use my imagination and figure it out 😂

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@kirstenruth_ @swoonzi If you genuinely want to, then yes

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@kirstenruth_ so unimaginative I lock my sims in an underground cave where they cry at the bottom of the stairs all day

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I’ve sent this to three people to check I can actually still read and that someone genuinely paid money for this advert to be public

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You don’t realise how much you use an arm until you break it

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@kirstenruth_ I’ve honestly been thinking about this all evening and every time I do it gets funnier and funnier

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Kirsten, stop leaving your micellar water by your bed because that’s twice now you’ve drunkenly drank makeup remover instead of actual water

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Didn’t discover that the stock cube in my couscous didn’t dissolve until I bit into it so no, today is not going well

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I’m actually taking a class which teaches me how not to procrastinate this semester; the irony is, I didn’t know I was, because I was too lazy to read the module overview

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I cannot believe that both mum and I bought each other IDENTICAL WHITE SPA ROBES for Christmas

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@kirstenruth_ Thought it might be 😂

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Not a text I expected to get

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@kirstenruth_ Don’t let her know then 😂

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@kirstenruth_ Currently in my bedroom but it can be moved to yours!! It’s portable!!!

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@kirstenruth_ It was your dad who sent it to me 😂

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@kirstenruth_ @FionaTyCroes Yeah, my mum does that when I go home 😂

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My resolve to have less caffeine will absolutely not work if my housemate continues to brew proper Italian roast every morning for me