My mind being filled with negative thoughts at 1am but then the Sonic "Don't trust how you feel about your life past 9pm" image flashes in my head and I realize I'm fine actually:
Rosalind Myers in 2077: “V, I need help getting out of this quagmire caused as blowback for using and manipulating Songbird!”
Rosalind Myers during the Unification War in 2069:
i want a girl to pin me down while we're on her bed, she shoves her tongue down my throat while calling me a good girl surrounded by her plushies, i glance over and she has a plushie of a... gorilla? Hes super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a
Genie: ok you have 3 wishes
Me: I wish to be an uncooked rib with the membrane still attached
Genie: ?? Okay what's your second wish
Me: make wise zzz remove the membrane