Kayleigh

I rarely tweet but when I do, it's because I found it fun(ny). If it entertains you too that's just a happy accident.

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

If I had a bulldog, I'd call him Beef.

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@edintravel Don't know why, but for anyone up Oxgangs/Kaimes/Gilmerton, Frogston Road is massively backed up in both directions. I'm on a 400 which should take 30 mins and it's predicting 1h 40min. Go another way if you can.

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@DocFiBrown @on_lothianbuses I'm on a 400 and it probably will have about 30 minutes added on to the journey time, at least. V bad at Frogston.

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

Husband: Innocently trying to get an early night.

Me: Introduces him to a childhood sleep activity which he says sound like a home invasion. Called him a boring, old man. Accidentally slapped his face while attempting a high five.

Also me: Sleep well, babe xxx 😂

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

So it's card games at dinner.
Daniel plays three 3's. Kirsty plays the other 3.
Jenny: You just played three threes and then you played the last one.
Kirsty: Wow, I didn't know you could count cards! We could make millions! 🤣

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura Few sentences on Twitter have made me as happy as this.

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura Mate, I'd set the luggage on you :p You'll know shortly. But also yes, you'd return them because I would win in a tickle fight. And I guess because you're like morally decent lol

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura Call me when you're done if you'd like to read another :p SO hope you'll enjoy it darling

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura Shut up lol 😆 That's amazing! Do they make vegetable related puns? Does the turnip call the tax officers "bean counters"? Or that he was "sure the money would turnip"?

If not, I don't even wanna play lol

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura What in earth is this? 😅

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura Oh my gosh, do! I think we should! I know people who would want to go. How fun that would be! I always wanted to go to a ball - don't you?

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura Is this actually what it sounds like? Was very intrigued to see this one your list!

Also, does this mean that you will stop being such a bad influence on me? :p

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura I read this again not too long after you actually - kept me cheerful at the end of March when I had Covid! <3

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@Revolver___S Can't believe you found that in a gif 🤣

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

Daniel's best joke ever!

Asked for a Lindor. Daniel grabs a nutty one and I call it "ha-zelle".

D: Sounds like the Greek God of Nuts.
Me: There probably was a Greek God of Nuts. But like sexual. The Greek God of Baws.
D: Aye, Sacretes.

About choked on my irn bru. Cheers pal 👍

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura Oh, interesting strategy! I vary it depending on how I feel. I opened with "trial" today. Might stick with that for a few days and see if it makes any difference - seems like a solid beginner with some common letters.

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura I already missed 2 days lol and today it took me til the 6th guess to get it. Disappointed in myself 🤣

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@AmeAmeSakura Good reminder! I started a few days ago too so I need to try my hand at it today :)

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@GailSimone I had limited knowledge of good music as a young 90s kid but in Shrek, Joan Jett's Bad Reputation hit me round the head and now I'm in love with The Runaways and The Blackhearts.

[Kayleigh @Snowflakefaerie]

@IrregularChoice First time I have worn heels since my wedding im Feb last year and those were IC's too. Thank goodness for comfy heels while still looking this bomb!