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[Purple @Snowie_Cee]

Never forget how wildly capable you are.❤

[IG: @jmozell.atelier @gldngddss777]

Why don’t yall ever talk about what a healthy penis should smell like? It’s always pussy pussy pum pum.

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

Report spaza shops charging you extra when using your credit or debit cards. Log a complaint with PASA 012 065 1950 or 010 140 7100

[Sambrella @Smaangele]

Kamnandi kanjan. There’s currently funeral preparations kithi and ngidlula umamkhulu wam ngath angmaz ekhishin. Asidlali la nabantu abasile

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

As a man , why are you FAT?

You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children.

So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?

[𝕏 OMO NAIJA 🇨🇦 👑 @Cele__Audu]

These look like as soon as the doors close at night and the lights go out, they start talking to each other. 🔥 🤯

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You don't have to show everybody your full personality like it's very okay to be absolutely nobody to some people.

[Nasty African Girl @andastand76]

Thabo Bester was found because a gossip wanted to know why Nandipha wasn’t with her husband 😭😭❤️

[Wesile Snipes @__sugarvenom]

“Store in an airtight container”
Me:

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

Seeing your home girl losing herself and crying herself to sleep builds resentment.

[Pro Jileka @MVProJileka]

Mind you, Muvhango aired from the year 1997 without sex scenes. When we say sex scenes are fucking annoying and unnecessary kuba ngathi si woke kakhulu.
I do not know why these new television shows insist on sex scenes.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

People don't really understand that if a person is loyal to you, it's because of their character and morals, not because you are special.

[Enezator @Enezator]

This is what a real pizza menu should look like 😂🍕

[Oluwafunmilayo @FunmiKolz]

So many adults are traumatized cos their parents stayed

[Nonjabulo @NjaayB]

An important question should be around that IEC tape that she has in her house!

[Nans @nansbello]

The idea of marriage and motherhood.

[Misandry Olympian 🐝🤠 @Zoemkoena]

The irritating thing about the female orgasm is most of the time, it requires concentration. One mistake and you're back to square one

[Zayden @Zeid_25]

The before and after is proof that contour can literally change everything

[PROFESSOR @SIGMAPROFESSOR]

the hottest and most intelligent way to exist is to take your work brutally seriously and yourself playfully unseriously.