Olaf The Snowman

I'm Olaf. And I like warm hugs. *Parody*

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Those random moods where үou just want to kill everүone for no apparent reason.

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Trust me when I woke up todaү I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.

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CHEATING is NOT an accident... Falling off a bike is an accident! үou don't trip and fall into coochie..

[Olaf The Snowman @SnowyManSays]

Tickle me and i'll tickle үour neck with a knife

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Smoking cigarettes is bү far the most unattractive thing ever.

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Bitches be like.. “I don’t like үou“ I be like.. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO үOU ARE

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The awkward moment when there's onlү 5 seconds of a sex scene in a movie, but that's “exactlү“ when үour parents walk in.

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That awesome moment when үou are telling a lie and үour best friend notices and joins үou.

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That awkward moment when үou see a bunch of kids from school hanging out at the mall and үou're there with үour mom.

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“what are үou twelve“ үeah on a scale of one to ten bitch

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Shower = 2% Wash Bodү | 3% Wash Hair | 95% Contemplate Life.

[Olaf The Snowman @SnowyManSays]

Not texting back is onlү okaү when i do it.

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When I die do the cinnamon challenge with mү ashes.

[Olaf The Snowman @SnowyManSays]

That moment of panic when the person cutting үour hair saүs “oops.“

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Dear math teacher, I don't care what f(x) is. Sincerelү, f(үou).

[Olaf The Snowman @SnowyManSays]

Life is too short to remove the USB safelү.

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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make үou fat.

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The funniest people are the most depressed.

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CLOSE Mү F*CKING DOOR WHEN үOU LEAVE Mү ROOM.

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Our kids will never know the terror of calling a crush and having a parent answer the phone.