Snu_Pingus Usual

24 | going where the water tastes like wine

[ken @greeen2me]

ifeel like this rn

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

How it feels to ride your bike

[julie @helencftroy]

being proven again and again and again that your family doesn’t like you is a humiliation ritual and if you’re unfortunate enough to have a pure heart it will never cease hurting you

[Belle @plainwhiteclaw]

no it was the fucking sea shanties

[Kouros @apollipino]

It's such a vulnerable experience to show your barber a photo of an obviously way hotter person, basically begging them to help you look like *that*

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Jerry & the gang not giving you this

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

please don't take my irrational self-hatred away from me. it's my favorite toy in the world. please it's all i have.

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

call me pregnant the way im fat and nauseous

[doomer @uncledoomer]

trump is currently meeting with the agarthan delegation to negotiate safe passage through antarctica into hyperborea

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

I’m increasingly convinced some form of public executions will be necessary before this ends

[Snu_Pingus Usual @Snu_Pingus]

I have deep immutable shame of my soul

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me tweeting anything

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

We actually moved past this way too quick as a society

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

People who bring dogs into the bar are spiritually munchausen’s syndrome vibes. Like you want soooo bad that the waiters come stop and give you attention and touch on your dog and tell you how cute he is and come over with the little paper cup filled with whipped cream and that people scoot and make way for you and your fat ass obese dog and look down with their fake ass smiles

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I have never meant to do anything. Sorry if I ever did anything

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

It's actually insane that they release new car models every year. Like we don't need that many. We don't need any of this shit oh my God. I'm tired.