Alexander Trask

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

@SJSchauer I had a customer ask if we had free Wi-Fi. Upon receiving her bag of food and looking through it, she asks me where the WiFi is.

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

@TobiWanDOTA kettle of fish means you've got a predicament.

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

Of all things in this life you could pick to be, you sure look like a hater or a bitch to me.

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

@djkhaled @rickyrozay live the high life #blessup #bottleboys #anotherone #KeyToMoreSuccess #ciroc #cirocapple

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

@djkhaled thank you for your continued inspiration to us all #blessup #anotherone #KeyToMoreSuccess

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

Met an Eskimo brother of mine for the first time last night. Not the easiest conversation to start with a stranger at a bar, but I did it.

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

When a girl wants to have a DTR talk halfway to home plate.... 😒

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Why did every kid suck at putting this together? ...it's 3 pieces.

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

You thought she was innocent, we laughin like she been a hoe.

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

That awesome moment when @tacobell is out of #bajablast and instead of freaking out I can just go to 711 to pick up a bottle. #winning

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Real talk

[DAQUAN @YABOYYDEQUAN]

Bobby Shmurda got arrested, went to jail, posted bail and was playing for Oklahoma City Thunder by the end of the day

[Yung Rénzél 👑 @RickRoss]

Riding down Elvis Presley Blvd

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

Based on their ads, it would appear that @tacobell only wants people to have a free hand while enjoying their breakfast food #whataboutlunch

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

"Ten years later and we're still a fucking band. If you've ever been a hater, we're your #1 fan." that's how you handle shit #atilla

[DGK @DGK]

Shout out to all the #Pears pre-order #HoodBillionaire. http://t.co/cyWVBMBHEk We are only 12 days out ! @rickyrozay

[Alexander Trask @SnuffMcguff]

I'm 24 years old and I still haven't realized that vanilla milkshakes are a bad idea.