Snarkoleptic

Just a beard in a basement watching the world go to hell

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i bring a sort of "brings a salt shaker to a slugfest" vibe that people don't really like

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bought a game from the steam summer sale, beat it under 2 hours, did NOT refund it because i had fun and the dev deserves some encouragement.

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i dont get why people are so mad that the US has run a 75 year PR campaign saying how awesome we are and people believed them and wanna live here because of how awesome we are

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capitalism is being mean and stupid on purpose because it is more profitable than being a good person

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as an american, nigel farage getting binned in a by-election for a seat he quit to force a special election would be the funniest thing to happen in politics this year not related to a bootlicking ratfucker dying

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@LadyHarknessXXX some might say if you're sucking a girl's cock outside you are already experiencing good fortune.

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at the risk of sounding like my grandparents, AI rots your brain!

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the world needs hopemongers

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@ninaxkatrina a little late to be first, but you can be next.

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forget the banking crisis, the U.S. working class is the real "too big to fail", where is their bailout?

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if i had a time machine i would use it to terrorise baroque europe with video game osts.

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i've got a fat ass but also ibs, so i have a double bubble butt with trouble

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gonna start a brewing company called cream pine cider.

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ALL foreign campaign donations should be illegal, with min penalty of 5 years and fine equal to 2x donated value. you are literally inviting foreign powers to interfere in american gov't

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i propose a new law. entities can only donate to political campaigns an amount equal to the tax they paid the previous year. if corps want to use citizens united to influence elections they should have to pay taxes to do it.

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happy gay wrath month!

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i'd never send someone a dick pic. not just because it's rude but because unlike a lot of insecure fuckbois i dont think my cock is my only redeeming quality.

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SCoTUS had the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history and punted. "you know what, you're right donny, birthright citizenship IS bullshit. also, you're no longer a citizen and being an american citizen is a requirement to be president, you have 3 days to move out"

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i look at the world today and wonder how big of an attrocity do we need before even the cruelest of idiots sits down and says "there's gotta be a better way."?

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it is time for america's failed experiment of capitalism as a form of government to end before it kills us