Sammy

A stripper on a pole with 3 baby daddies, allegedly.

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

Also said kid just asked “Will we eat tomorrow?”
Someone come get this child 😹

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

My son just told me I smell like scrambled eggs 😹

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

Even when I try to dress classier, I still look like a skripper.

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

Ordered a fruit tray from Sam’s Club and they didn’t have them in stock so they replaced it with a chantilly cake?
Cool I guess.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

My hobbies include:

1. Going home
2. Being at home
3. Wishing I was at home

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

God loves his ravens just as much as his doves.

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

@eriikajo Officially?

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

My intuition is insane. I’ll call out a weirdo before I even see weirdo behavior. Then they turn out to be weird. And my “I told you so” is LOUD.

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

Insecure men, especially in my industry, are the biggest haters.

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

I want an armpit tattoo so bad but I’m not a tough bitch anymore so I’m scared.

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

Love Island needs to hire an on site barber.

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

My kindness has costed me more than anger ever did

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

TikTok said I look like I belong on Rock of Love and idk how to take that 😹

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

I can’t wait to chop my hair off into a bob again

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

Male hairstylists are treated like gods and female barbers are treated like dog shit.

[Natasha Asanté @natashante]

stay beautiful and sweet but please have a backbone babe.

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

Napoleon Dynamite and Superbad are arguably the most quotable movies.

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

@taileimikuizary Because they’re faded gray and I can’t change the shape lol

[Sammy @SnuglyDucky]

I’m so mad at myself for falling into the microblading fad

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Every time you hesitate to have your third coffee of the day, remember there are people out there doing cocaine. Enjoy that coffee