You can tell the internet has jaded me because I expected you to pull out a literal slim Jim from your pocket. And I got excited over that. Nothing provoxative. Just protein! 😭
But these are always smoove as frick. If I die and become a man, I hope I reincarnate with arms half as good as those. 🙏
❓ Would you ever be that one at a concert/festival that gets fed up with the beach ball constantly hitting you and pops it? 😂
💬 No. I kind of fucking love balls. It’s a puppy girl coded thing. #tellonym https://t.co/eLa3eDZQFX
❓ do u care if the person ur dating has a lot of money?
💬 Silly question. Everyone cares if their partner has a little or a lot. What really shows in their characters how they treat it. If little is the deal breaker, you loved them very little. #tellonym https://t.co/iGq5LaTMQR
@EventHorizon05 Should’ve paid attention to Snape. You saw me put tape on my nose when I had that wand. You knew what was next. I would run too in a sober state of mind.