Snute Bryles

Size 11.5 shoes

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I’m 6’3” and can throw a football like hell

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Single penetration only

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And a bud light platinum for the lady

[Warren “Diesel” Sullivan @WarrenSully82]

Here is a tier list of NESCAC schools based on how comfortable I would be if I had a long distance girlfriend attending them #NESCAC

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Commenting “ew” on girls’ instagrams

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Take off your shoes or I’m gonna kill myself

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Can’t stand @QKessenich on the call. Guy hates Cornell so much and ruins the game for everyone

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Officer, are got mad at me??

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No dude, I’m stripes and you’re solids

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And this is my booger wall

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Bad tweet

[Mikey V. @beardowncuz]

Your outie is in the lead at the 2025 Masters. #TheMasters

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Beer cans but their crack is silent so your girlfriend doesn’t know you’re secretly downing one in the bathroom while she’s waiting for you to come back and finish watching the movie

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Dude your friend Greg Bin Laden was being kinda creepy with the girls at the party last night

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I miss her so much

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Fine, I’ll say it. Sabrina Carpenter is ugly and has a moon face.

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No one makes me bleed my own blood

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Don’t worry kitten, daddy’s just trying to keep from the walls caving in

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What the fuck @Delta

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Hole pics???

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Anyone know anything about goose meat?

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@BenGlesac Try doing it in the bathroom next time. Makes it a bit more private