๐โฟ๏ธ Vampire in a sundress ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ Barefoot Witch of the West ๐โโฌ Pirate ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Domme ๐ Teratophile ๐น WFH ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ป Metal and post-grunge ๐ค๐ป
If I recommend a steamy, spicy, smutty, or otherwise erotically charged novel, comic, or fanfiction that I found to you, then BITCH, YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS INTO THIS HELL WITH ME, BECAUSE I WILL *NOT* BE A HORNY FANGIRL ALL BY MYSELF! ๐
This goes double if you're my partner.
Tfw you realize that your blindfold kink is because #AuDHD makes eye contact a turnoff for you, no matter how well or how easily you can hold it in a regular out-of-bedroom conversation.
it'd be really good if researchers and archeologists were brave enough to say it's an ancient dildo. like be for real. call it a self-pleasuring device to get around the bitch ass academia rules. it'd be good for everyone, it isn't a sin or bad and should be talked about
Iโll lose my shiny smug intelligentsia crown over this but Iโm glad smut trash fiction exists. Iโm glad thereโs books out there for women who just want to get off to a werewolf demon prince lusting after full midwestern bosoms. Why shouldnโt Beth-Ann, mom of 3, have something made explicitly for her? Something fun and escapist?
When did everything need to be deep and morbid? Thereโs room for us all