Devin Anderson

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

Oh no, I got squashed by a train again: http://t.co/Uj0cqKI1CI

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

I just entered to win Beats By Dre via the @bignoizapp http://t.co/w2FNm7lKEt

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

Hey look here. Forgot about all this stuff. I haven't been on here in ages. This websites like my attic now.

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

I'd say about 90% of my school day is spent imagining all the things I would be doing if I was Nightcrawler. #iwish

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

I'll just take a more or less permanent seat here in twitterville.

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

My parents are the worst at fb stalking me. why would you like that pic, post that, comment something that implies i worship satan. #imdone

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

Why am I excited for the walking dead premiere? I could be doing something productive right now, like, homework. #saidnooneever #walkingdead

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

Got all excited, Thinkign I was gonna see the first Idol audition in sign language. But the guy wasnt even deaf. #americanidol #disappointed

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

Had a blast at the spurs game, chillaxin in my FREAKING BOX SEAT TICKETS! #winning #spurs #ujelly

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

@teaylorswift13 you lie. You won't follow me :'( #hurtsdeep

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

Wanna know what's even worse than stepping on a Lego? Falling onto a whole set of em in your bed. Shirtless. #currently #inpain #dying

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

So apparently Taylor Swift is all upset that everyone makes jokes about her love life. Whats she expect with a diff guy each week? #blondes

[Barney Stinson @AwsomeStinson]

Up is the direction in which you have to Suit.

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

“@comedyortruth: The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.” Always.

[Devin Anderson @SoFlyWh1teGuy]

Hey girl, you wanna come feel my sweater? It's made of boyfriend material ;) #pickuplines