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(she/her) chirp shorty chirp back

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does anyone know what’s going on anymore

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Carrie underwood is a bird ass bitch for that

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AI profile pictures make me so angry like I wanna bully you

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Why does trying to navigate the us postal service make me feel like this

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My nephew began screaming in the middle of beyonces halftime show. :/ we will discuss when you’re older I guess

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@MadDogW125 Bc why does it smell like Parmesan cheese

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Don’t get me wrong I love my nephew n friends babies and shit but like. Am I the only one who thinks kids are… disgusting? Why do they cough with their tongue out? Why are they literally covered in germs? I just can’t. Gonna rail some birth control real quick

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Here’s to hoping my bestie doesn’t tear to her butt during labor ☠️🫡

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my favorite thing on Tik tok rn is anyone remotely attractive merely existing and some bitch comments “raw, next question” that’s SO FUNNY

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welcome back to Nate the hoof guy

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mi hoy minoy ladies n gents

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still hot. That is all

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

It's clear to me that one of the greatest 'privileges' in the modern world is having parents who truly love each other.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

twitter women when they get zero likes on their tweets

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I’ve been taking a mental break from the internet and holy shit it’s been nice but I think I’m ready to tweet bs and keke again?!!! Happy Thanksgiving cuties

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

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@moonseeka Is Abby well?

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?????

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Happy one year anniversary to me being dumped on the phone