Bethany 🥦 🍓

still an old lady from the woods.. Messer superfan.. she/her

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

Thank-you @mitchgrassi..
I screamed out loud! I’m pretty sure I’ve watched this 100 times.. I don’t know how I’ll ever top it but next tour I’ll try to come up with something!! The tiny pants are my fav! 🥰🤗

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@youtooz Tuna melt

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[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

Love this picture.. I have number 55.. is anyone still here on X? I need to move on.. ugh.. #Superfruit #Sup3rfuit #scomiche

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@Dan_Powers_ Love you guys.. love the sentiment.. sadly in this story the go from one closet to another.. and spoiler alert it utterly destroys _________!

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

Ok.. their numbers are 24 and 81… 69.. the details in this show are hilarious..

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

When the kiddo needs a horror clown costume Auntie comes through!!

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@marvelptx I’m trying to get home to watch!! I hope I don’t miss him!! Ugh!!

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@SarahBethBoss12 Oh man.. so tempting..

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@SarahBethBoss12 Not in the plan for me this year.. who knows if I’ll do a last min ticket like last year :)

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@LawyerYouKnow Their Maple Cheddar mix is awesome!

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@Korbin_Arts @PTXofficial Me too! I always go to multiple shows.. I love to get a room at Mohegan.. and I always take my Mom to a show.. not this year.. oh well! :(

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@LawyerYouKnow Yes. But he’s also highlighting that this witness is being shady about basic things.

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

Wow! 7 years ago! ⁦@SUP3RFRUIT⁩ at the Paradise in Boston! What a fun show!

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@Daisyjanew @SleuthieGoosie What baffles me is someone who takes a drink out of a bar and then drives home with it open in their car.. just a vodka tonic sitting open in the cupholder.. who does that?! With a cop in the car?! I don’t think that makes her guilty but jeez o Pete that was a bad choice!

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@tyleroakley C’mon 🦐

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@tyleroakley And you did it at my birthday dinner.. lol..

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@LawyerYouKnow This makes me think for sure Brennan is not gonna call him!!

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@LawyerYouKnow Yes!! Please!!

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@StarowNiklas He’s stringing her along and she just wants for him to say come out I want to see you.. he wants a booty call and she wants a husband.. it’s sad and desperate but doesn’t amount to murder..

[Bethany 🥦 🍓 @SoRandomBethany]

@EliMcCann Just microwave it with a glass of water.. the steam will soften it back up..