Shit Steve Says

Steve says a lot of fun and stupid things, we document it

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What is this coronavirus and chill? - SMR #pandemic #SocialDistancing #lowcut #COVIDー19 #flirting

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“He looks like business Jesus” SMR #pinkbowtie #locksoflove @HeadandShoulder

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“I could do a tums and a glass of wine.” CLK #SundayThoughts #sundayvibes

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“It doesn’t feel that thick until the point of suffocation” KHG #thatswhatshesaid #fluffysweater

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“He’s like the Iowa version of Ed Sheehan!” A woman at the @joshabbottband concert #EdSheeran #ginger #reddirt

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Fort Knox your butt.-RSR #noentry #airtight #sphincter #funcky

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He’s going to be a good 2nd husband. He’s still married so I’ve time to get a 1st husband. - CLK #LifeGoals #NLCS #airjordancollection

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I meet people beaver first -CLK #DayOfTheGirl #funcky

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Bros before Strohs

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SLY: Urine kills love #notalways #goldenshower

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SLY: “Every time I drink a cat bomb, one doesn’t go off in Belfast.”

Bar-goer: “There haven’t been any car bombs in Belfast in years.”

SLY: “I’m a f*cking humanitarian.”

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It’s not really a great rock concert unless you can feel your spleen vibrating #INTERPOL #theanthem #dcconcerts

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“You can improve your posture by flexing your taint” ZAF #uprightgo #betterposture #ballsac

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🍆🍆🍆 #realpurple #yabusiness

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“Ooooh, there’s a pine tree in there.” 😝 -SMR after drinking a bourbon and coke that was made with gin. #bourbon #notonthebourbontrail #ginandjuice #slowgin #drank

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It taint good -DH #chivetv

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Ever since we’ve had more points than the other team we’ve been winning - DEH #CollegeGameDay #cyclones

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“There’s nothing worse when you see a pair of tits, but they don’t see you.” #crossedeyedtits 🤪

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“Fanny pack of dicks.” -CK #theultimateburn

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“I can bend over” -softball pitcher [not really sure why this is funny without context, but was asked to post it]