LastManStanding

🌊 Just a bunch of Rants and Life Lessons 🌊 All thoughts are my own ( No shit Sherlock ) Comedian 🇵🇷🇬🇹 I am NOT Politically Correct!

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

I should really get a medal from the times I’ve tried,
You should really get a bucket all the times you’ve cried,
Been knocked out and I still survived!

Tell me … did it hurt when you fell from heaven!

RIP WifiSkeleton

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

Late night feels… 🌑

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

Garnish Gone!
God is Good!

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

She don’t eat Progresso chicken noodle. I had to get her the PANERA chicken noodle cause she’s bougie smh can’t even be sick normally smh

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

Waaaay too accurate!

[Jhay Flanagan @jhayflanagan]

Funniest video ever produced

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

No lies we’re told. And still do this when no one believes 🙏🏼

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

No wonder my mom gave us Ovaltine on the daily

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

Bro my Fed Ex delivery guy dead ass blasting music Lmboo

#MyGuy

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

If they don’t know your dreams,
Then they can’t shoot ‘em down.

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

@LithiumClips Bro that’s Wayne Brady … smh talking about this guy, the disrespect crazy.

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

Me and my kids on Friday nights!

[Yashu Sharma 🍊 @heyitsyashu]

$TSLA investors this week

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

How I feel during Self Care days..

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Unbothered. Moisturized. 💅

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

It’s crazy how much you notice when you at a bar alone Lmboo

Bruh people watching mad interesting

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

@Alphafox78 Fever Dream

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

Gaydar going craaaazy!

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Bro exposed him 😭💀

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

My addictive thoughts at 2:47 in the morning.

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

@knowncapo 😂😂😂

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

Drake and driving at 7 in the morning is wild … but we out here!

[℞ @Traprenuer]

all you gotta do is talk to me … you ain gotta move weird i be understanding shit

[LastManStanding @SoSchwavy]

@dujardinn_ She not lying though lol