Simone

I build things. 👩🏽‍💻

[BIG VILLAIN 😘🫶🏽 @PurlyWyte]

As SOON as you finish eating, they done recalled the meal you just ate 😭

[Simone @SoSimone_]

🤔

[Qmum @Nancy023922191]

American foods are cleverly changing their names because they no longer qualify as that legal food.

- Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules
- McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states)
- Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate)
- Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu)
- Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream)
- Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick)
- Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries)
- Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup.

Our food is a science experiment.

Make America Healthy Again.

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

men are so cute when they’re openly and unapologetically in love with you

[sherlock💡 @itskwasi]

One of the best things to do to avoid burn out & being miserable while working in corporate is to still have hobbies & a social life. Your life doesn’t have to be work-home-work-home.

If that’s what you do then that’s more of a you thing. Not a universal experience lol.

[Achalugo @_MsLinda]

I think the beauty of travelling is that every now and then, you come across a view so breathtaking, it reminds you just how tiny you are in the universe.

And somehow, instead of making you feel insignificant, you’re left feeling incredibly grateful that this tiny life of yours allows you to witness something so immense.

[mike @painbuiltt]

there’s a heat advisory every damned day now

[Simone @SoSimone_]

Definitely tuning in. I binged season one!

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’ has been renewed for Season 2 at HBO.

[Simone @SoSimone_]

Respectfully. 😮‍💨

[X @Xouy17]

Having beef with me, don't mean i have beef with you.. you have the time, i don't.

[Simone @SoSimone_]

🤔

[Jon Brooks @jonbrooks]

If housing prices had simply followed income growth since 1970, the average home today would be $138,000.

So… what actually broke?

[Simone @SoSimone_]

Mannn 😂

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

someone on threads said black people always enter the mall through macy’s 😭

[Simone @SoSimone_]

From scratch is much better tho. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

People that make their pasta sauce from scratch is extra af

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

My love is so deep, it will introduce you to yourself.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

gonna start telling people mid convo "land the plane" when they talkin in circles

[Simone @SoSimone_]

That’s why it’s important to do what’s best for YOUR relationship. It’s not a one size fits all solution.

[Bean @xoBeanxo_]

relationships are unique to the people inside them. there are no “rules” except for the ones you create *together*. everything else is noise and projection.

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I want to build an extraordinary life, but I also want to remain someone who can be deeply pleased by very ordinary things.

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendships where nobody gets weird because life got busy >>>

[Simone @SoSimone_]

No. 😬

[Jalen ⛎︎ @ThetaOphiuchi12]

Y’all cuss in front of your parents?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the only time i beg is to differ

[DOM 🪄 @fairybrandmuva_]

A lot of times, the only difference between you and the people you admire is audacity.

[Simone @SoSimone_]

Looking to criticize all the time is wild to me!

[Sisi @___SierraLeone]

A lot of yall are so weird. Yall will literally zoom in on someone’s picture to find a flaw. 😭 I have never done that in my life.