Soso

polyglot (en🇬🇧,es🇲🇽,fr🇫🇷,ar🇪🇬,hi🇮🇳,it🇮🇹,ku)
cringe poet
plant dad
also data engineer.

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

First came the idiotic « undervalued » asset accumulation of youth on 8 year contracts, now comes the sensible sign old heads for experience with old PE strategy, in 2 years we’ll see them default to the same sign good players just before prime like everyone else.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Chelsea lead race to sign Jordan Henderson as new midfielder, another surprise for #CFC.

Henderson can leave Brentford on a free transfer and Chelsea are ahead in race with two more clubs for England international.

Former Liverpool midfielder, open to the move.

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

That Mamdani video denouncing the great Satan gets so much traction and Israelis get a little skittish and here comes a convenient Allahu Akbar yelling mentally ill idiot 😅 what are the chances 😁

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

A violent extremist stabbed a Jewish New Yorker and an Asian New Yorker while shouting “Allahu Akbar.”

The attacks serve as a bloody reminder that we are living in an age of heightened hatred and antisemitism, with hate crimes against the Jewish community reaching levels rarely seen before.

Instead of combating antisemitism, American politics has become increasingly consumed by an unrelenting campaign of demonization directed at the Jewish people and the Jewish state.

Enough is enough.

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

@SebC__ frérot t’es mieux que ça, ça l’air un peu « sour grapes »

comment tarrives a dire dopage ?

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

@SebC__ Morgan Rodgers is so overrated, wtf are they smoking to let Shields get away with this. It’s almost impressive the level of care he’s giving to his old boys and how BlueCo are paying up.

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

The way Spains midfield has completely dominated the French midfield is embarrassing. Tchouameni, Rabiot/Koné no match for Rodri, Olmo, Ruiz. France desperately missing Kanté/Pogba running things.

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

@mena_ishere Why is he so passive on and off the ball ? msh fahim

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

OMGGGGG EGYPTTTT what a football team. That Salah -> Haissem Hassan -> Zico connection is amazing.

ya masr bt3amalha ezay

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

wtf was that refereeing decision 🤯 how can that be pulled back. Insane VAR call against Egypt, should have been a proper 2-0

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

Everyday scrolling through IG reels I discover new couple mixes of Pakistani/Foreigner.. Japanese, Ethiopian, Guadeloupe, Uruguayan, Morocco, Egypt, Norway. If there is an as of yet unknown ethnicity while interacting with them, we’ll probably a find a Pakistani already there

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

Everyday scrolling through IG reels I discover new couple mixes of Pakistani/Foreigner.. Japanese, Ethiopian, Guadeloupe, Uruguayan, Morocco, Egypt, Norway. If there is an as of yet unknown ethnicity while interacting with them, we’ll probably a find a Pakistani already there

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

A girl did this to me once, changed my brain chemistry, and then fucked off to Brazil 😭

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

people who lick ears are a different kind of breed. they are the real freaks

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

@SebC__ I think him utilizing Timo Werner as an 8 was quite inspired actually.

[El Gauchi @gauchiurbano]

Bielsa pidiéndole a una IA que le haga un drama con frutas infieles para explicarles a los mongolicos de los jugadores un 4-3-3

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

Mom asking me why I’m 30+ and unmarried

[SIR CHUCHO 🎖️ @SirChucho]

New Meme Unlocked 🔓

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

@SebC__ What’s happened with kolo muani for the last couple of years ?

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

@ruinvibez @RonaldCrossPeru bueno hay los combis ?

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

@SebC__ it must be an insane feeling seeing someone you coached then play and star in a World Cup watched by 500m people.

[Soso @SoSolemnly]

@SebC__ Elliot Anderson is a fine player but even with the PL + English tax, he’s not a 100m+ player. I don’t know what I’m not seeing that Man City is apparently seeing ?

[Reuters @Reuters]

Israeli authorities and security forces deliberately targeted Palestinian children, resulting in genocide, crimes against humanity and war crimes in Gaza, and war crimes in the occupied West Bank, an independent UN inquiry said https://t.co/61poVhRzmR