Joe 🇬🇧🇲🇼✌🏾

he/him • I'm Joe • I do some stuff and things

[Joe 🇬🇧🇲🇼✌🏾 @SoUnyolo]

@cineworld Guys, I really don't think preventing Unlimited users from booking friends & family tickets is the one. It makes group booking way easier. The option to change seats is a nice addition, but it doesn't replace the convenient feature we're losing as customers.

[dolo @doloyeung]

My ex-wife got my model railway in the divorce and to this day the vindictive bitch will send me video of the trains running behind schedule

[Joe 🇬🇧🇲🇼✌🏾 @SoUnyolo]

@thetrainline I'm trying to book some tickets in the app but keep getting your "We're usually great at getting you from A to B..." Error message despite closing and reopening, using a different phone and trying different trains. Any ideas what the issue might be?

[Joe 🇬🇧🇲🇼✌🏾 @SoUnyolo]

Am I backing Scotland tonight to support my birth country?

Yes

Am I managing my expectations whilst doing so?

Also yes.

#germanyvscotland

[Neil @_Enanem_]

If I won a million pounds the first thing I'd do is put a layer of caramel and chocolate on my shortbread.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Rishi: "My poor parents wouldn't buy me one of those alien embryos in slime from the '90s. I had to go without."

[📸 @THINGEO]

What a night https://t.co/eVUOdQWj1G

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

is that rhyming slang

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...

[Joe 🇬🇧🇲🇼✌🏾 @SoUnyolo]

@JakeBostock Yeah, he needed give just enough to fold on Paul but I think he took him naming him too hard and just went in 😂 might have just put himself in the crosshair there

[Joe 🇬🇧🇲🇼✌🏾 @SoUnyolo]

@ChristieFress @sspencerukk https://t.co/5783VKrWS6

[Joe 🇬🇧🇲🇼✌🏾 @SoUnyolo]

Really enjoyed @supermariomovie last night. Throughout I couldn't help but think "this would make an incredible video game series"

[Joe 🇬🇧🇲🇼✌🏾 @SoUnyolo]

@bgsRraAessP @MaskedSingerUK It's Waterworld in Stoke on Trent 😁