Devin Alphenaar

Take a breath, don’t it sound so easy?

[Devin Alphenaar @SoWrongItsDev]

No one’s got time for fake friends, yo.

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@Oh_Hi_Mark_1 @RawBeautyKristi @ayokrysss Agreed. I can see both sides of it solely because I know how most of the procedures are done and they’re quick but not exactly easy for the surgeon. But my non-ophthalmic side knows the prices are ridiculous on certain things, for sure.

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@Oh_Hi_Mark_1 @RawBeautyKristi @ayokrysss Because it’s considered cosmetic. The only “benefit” is not having to wear glasses or contacts anymore. There’s no medical benefit, so insurance in the US won’t pay for it. (Coming from an ophthalmic assistant)

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Haven’t posted in a while so….here’s my 6 month old son.

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@RawBeautyKristi So thankful to have so many people who care about my little man looking out for his formula. With not being able to breastfeed, the stress of worrying whether or not my babe is going to be able to eat is overwhelming and literally keeps me up at night.

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@x_mysticc_x @tayloracorn I second South Bend!

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@tayloracorn Grand Rapids, pleeeeeeeeease!

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Third trimester restless legs are no joke, man. I just want to sleep. That’s it.

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@RawBeautyKristi My husband was homeschooled. I’m 30 weeks pregnant and will definitely be homeschooling my child. My husband liked the one on one learning that he got. He didn’t have to fight for help or attention from teachers.

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@jlhalb Keep an eye on Homeward Bound in South Bend! They have TONS of dogs coming in all the time, adults and puppies. That’s where we got Molly from! Trust me, you’re not alone 🖤

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@jlhalb It’s THE WORST. I didn’t think I’d find a pup so soon after losing Kinna, but it was only a few months later. There was something about Molly’s picture that just stuck with me. You’ll know when you know! 🖤

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I have a bone to pick with @witchernetflix
Roach? Really? Why did you have to take Roach from us?

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@Tyler_Kerby @witchernetflix We’ve only been waiting 2 years!

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Still trying to get @AllTimeLow to do my gender reveal for me tomorrow night in Grand Rapids. @AlexGaskarth @JackBarakat @riandawson @zackalltimelow
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!? I will resort to begging 😂

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Still my favorite ⁦picture of ⁦@DanAndShay⁩ that I’ve ever taken! ⁦@dansmyers⁩ ⁦@ShayMooney⁩

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Attempt #2: 10/23, Grand Rapids. What would you guys say to doing my gender reveal for my first child at the show? 😬 @AllTimeLow @AlexGaskarth @JackBarakat @riandawson @zackalltimelow

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@kelseyoutman Thank youuu! 🥰

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Oh, twitter. By the way. I’m pregnant. Hi, hello. Don’t tell Facebook yet 😂

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10/23. Grand Rapids. @AlexGaskarth @JackBarakat @riandawson @zackalltimelow @AllTimeLow What do y’all say about doing the gender reveal for my first child during the show!?