So College

Going through college day by day, living the dream. #SoCollege

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Getting married at 19 seems a lot like leaving at party at 9:30pm.

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Don't worry about me I am just up to my forehead in work that I have put off until Sunday.

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You can't buy happiness, but you can buy vodka and thats pretty much the same thing.

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Dreading finals

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Here's to another craptastic Monday.

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The only time I have more work than on a Sunday is a Sunday after a holiday weekend. #Procrastination

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Black Friday? May the odds be ever in your favor.

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I need this thanksgiving break.

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....Fuckin' mondays suck

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"I wasn't that drunk last night.." "Dude you gave a homeless guy and hug while yelling Dumbledore you're alive!!!"

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Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman… Then be Batman.

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I'm going to apologize to my liver in advance for what is going to happen this weekend.

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Never drinking responsibly

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A single "k" is already rude... but a "k." ��� with a full stop/period. Just get the fuck out.

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There is a direct correlation between my drunkenness and beer pong skill level.

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Twitter makes you improve your writing. The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point.

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Math rule? If it seems too easy, you're doing it wrong.

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The biggest lie I tell myself: I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it.

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Something magical happens when you just stop giving a fuck.

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The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.