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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

20.

[Baku The Devil 😈🫩 @BakuTheDevil]

PLEASE READ!!

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PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME OR TRUST ANYTHING I SAY TILL I GET THEM BACK!!

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

A group of chickens organized illegal dog fights 🐕

[Soap @SoapSenpaii]

The older I get, the more I realize I only have so much brain band width. I can only care about so much.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

Or, you can just leave people alone, mind your own business, and NOT be toxic on your hike.

[Soap @SoapSenpaii]

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[Soap @SoapSenpaii]

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White mountain ermine hopping in the snow

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[Soap @SoapSenpaii]

@gokurawt is right. Do not despair. Control what you can with integrity and you'll pull through.

[Soap @SoapSenpaii]

Good taste

[unonumero56 @unonumero_56]

One Piece???

[Soap @SoapSenpaii]

Happy Halloween! Hope those of you who are going out stay safe!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Imagine you're crying and an animal starts doing parkour on your head.

[Goku @gokurawt]

Hey! It's me, Goku!

I see you locked your doors this time!

That doesn't change the fact that it's Thursday and you need to face it head on, too.

You may not notice it, but you're definitely stronger than yesterday, so don't give up!

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The official opening theme for ‘DANDADAN’ has been released.

[Soap @SoapSenpaii]

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@IcYouuuuu Welcome to old and Happy birthday. Wishing you many gains.