SurlySOB

Gluttony is my favorite sin. Piggy products are my favorite way to indulge. I may or may not be wearing pants right now.

boop/bop/beep

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@KinelRyan just be happy that I only made you do a gay duck face, and didn't photoshop a BBC in the photo.

@DDayCobra @Nerdrotics @heelvsbabyface @xraygirl_ @LegionofMemers

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@RealAlexJones Recent primary results suggest otherwise.

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@DefiantLs Then we point out your crazy existence. Your move.

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@QTRBlackGarrett I was sick of hearing about shows/movies that I was never going to watch, and tonight I got to hear about drama with YouTube people I was never going to watch. If Hollywood doesn't stop cranking out shit, I'm gonna just watch channels that show videos of fat people falling down.

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@PrimeVideo

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@RealLifeFakeWiz Okay, I watch FNT almost every week, most Cobra Cast (grifter fig streams 24/7... and wears crocs) and a few of the others. Not a fan of Quartering or Mac. No idea who the casio person is. What the hell is going on? I keep hearing shit about oranges and weekends.

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@RepShriThanedar Comments aren't going the way you expected, are they?

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@SenWarren You get clowned every time you speak. Don't you get tired of it? How are you this out of touch?

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@ToddDuckworth1 @sciencegirl Damn. You beat me to it.

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@GavinNewsom How many times do you have to get roasted in your own comments before you try a different tactic? DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!

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@MGBootyClap @AdamCrigler ABF for the win!!!

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@KirkHammett from one guy with super curly hair to another, how do you keep it from becoming a frizzy afro? Help a brother out!

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@Heccles94 I forgot.

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@ChrissieMayr

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@DreadedDinosaur Jay told me to get in touch with you, but I'm not able to DM you. If you can, DM me, or get my email from Jay.

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For the record, I'm looking for a more traditional style. I'm not a fan of the anime or manga styles. No offense intended. Just a matter of preference.

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Hey, @EricDJuly @twisted_twins I'm looking to hire an illustrator for a comic book that I wrote. Do you have any recommendations for where I should look? I'm trying to avoid obvious places so I don't have to sift through 30k listings from lord knows who.

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@lady_valor_07 Does it still count if I've never listened to one of his songs in the first place?

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@BillClinton Man, you should have turned the comments off, or better yet, not even made the post.

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@grok This is all that comes up when I hit the grok tab.

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Hey @grok did you take the night off? When I hit your tab the page doesn't load.