Denton

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

Got a raise at work, but it basically just sends my paycheck back to what I got before I added insurance. So I guess that's a good win-win

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

It's gonna suck if Coyote v ACME doesn't do hot opening weekend since I gotta wait till 2nd weekend to watch it

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

A friend of mine is a youth pastor and we like to call the ones in our area the enlightened centrist of religion, because everyone we've ever met who go to a "non-denominational" church has the exact attitude of a reddit centrist

[𝔃𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔰 𝔰 @OrdinariateUSA]

I have to hand it to them, Southern Baptists rebranding themselves as “nondenominational” was one of the smartest moves in modern religious history.

You now have millions of midwits around the globe flocking to functionally Baptist churches because “look, they CALL themselves nondenominational, they must be the true Christianity!”

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

The odds of a Pokemon x Fortnite colab is already so impossibly low, but it possibly leaking would probably kill the colab even if it were at the last minute

[L'Hibou  @LHibou8]

I'm not even trolling, Pokémon X Fortnite has the POSSIBILITY to be real

And I desperately need it to be.
Idk how Epic could've possibly made Nintendo, TPC or Creatures Inc. crack but I NEED that collab to happen

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

Plot twist is that FNAF is gonna reveal the new Smash featuring Freddy as the first new fighter

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

You had me at Carly Rae Jepsen

[Variety @Variety]

Lena Dunham and Carly Rae Jepsen’s “10 Things I Hate About You” musical is coming to Broadway next year.

The show, based on the 1999 rom-com starring Julia Stiles and Heath Ledger, will begin preview performances on Aug. 17, 2027. Opening night, casting and theater information haven’t been announced.

Dunham is adapting the musical’s book with Jessica Huang, while Jepsen is writing the music and lyrics with Ethan Gruska. Christopher Wheeldon is directing and choreographic with music supervision, arrangements and orchestrations by Tom Kitt.

https://t.co/44CqagQxdF

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

Love how every month House Republicans introduce a new type of "Fuck You, Die" Bill

[FactPost @factpostnews]

House Republicans have advanced a bill prohibiting requirements for employers to provide access to rest, shade, and water in extreme heat.

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

What do you mean this isn't satire?

[Tom Slocum for Texas 🇺🇸 @slocumfortexas]

James Talarico doesn’t want veterans to be able to do this, i’m not kidding.

Texas, we must vote for @KenPaxtonTX .

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

The Mickey emblem being replaced with a Llama teases how truly powerful of a force Sakurai really is

[Shiina @ShiinaBR]

SORA FORTNITE SKIN OFFICIALLY REVEALED

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

Also this means we're probably just gonna get 1 skin for most IPs. For example, if Sora was in the BP we'd probably also get a few other KH skins in the shop. But since he's not in the BP they'll probably just have Sora as the only KH rep

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

I'd get the argument against having most of the Battle Pass be different colabs if were still in the era of having like 10 colabs a season and not 40+ per season

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

That does make me worry that most of the big gaming skins are gonna be the ones teased at launch with the rest being sprites. Especially when I can easily imagine Epic missing the easy layup of having Fortnitemares this year be based on horror gaming

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

The new Fortnite BP potentially only having 1 actual colab skin and 1 colab inspired really sucks for a season that they've already teased colabs that aren't even in the pass.
And this is from someone who thought it'd be a 2-6 split and now full of S-level gaming icons

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

I do get having a Legally-Distinct Link as a little bit of semi-Nintendo representation in a season that'll largely be themed around gaming, but also kinda funny that if they really wanted a Link-like character they could've used Elliot

[Shiina @ShiinaBR]

THIS SKIN WILL BE PART OF THE SEASON 4 BATTLE PASS

(via @FNBRintel & @SamLeakss)

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

Is so big missed opportunity to put Jonsey in the BP and calling him a Gaming Legend

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

Looks like that Fortnite leak was real.
Sucks that it means either Jonsey isn't getting a Seven Skin or if he does it'll be released later in the season and not even in the BP

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

Curious how the "you will pay more for less" ticket will perform in 2028

[Phil Magness @PhilWMagness]

JD Vance wants to end the US dollar's position as a global reserve currency, because he thinks it allows Americans to consume too much and do so too cheaply.

Keep that in mind the next time you order a $20 burrito on door dash.

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

It is cool that we won't actually need to transfer our Pokémon over for the Celebi reward, although I'm a bit sad that it's not a shiny Celebi like all the other Home Dex rewards

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

I figured that with the rumor of RSE coming to the eShop soon that Bank wouldn't be around much longer. Hope this means they'll work to also bring over RBY and GSC

[Serebii.net @SerebiiNet]

Serebii Update: Pokémon Bank will stop working and being able to connect to Pokémon HOME on February 26th 2027. Pokémon will not be able to stored any longer in it and it cannot connect to Pokémon HOME after that day

https://t.co/NWlAdn57aQ

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

Found them

[Denton @SobbleFEGang]

Lost my earbuds somewhere around my house, spent ages looking for them and found nothing. Ordered a new pair

RIP to my OGs
2021-2026