Sober Jake

More of a Sprite kinda guy

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Caught off guard with beer 1 of 2 the other night. Things turned messy after this one #blurredmemory

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Just had confirmation that I've been signed as nightingale 7s waterboy. #buzzin #H2O #Hydration #Nobeer

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

@BoringBudey can never complain about enough water mate.

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

“@Cunt_Watchers: On it, he said. Till we vomit, he said. http://t.co/7Zg1zqZ6So”he can drink more than me lol. #pseudonortherner

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

AND THAT'S IT! A fourth straight derby win for Sunderland! Ha'way the Lads! #NEWSUN

[Richard Branson @richardbranson]

@nghkarni2014 following your progress - best of luck with the campaign, you're making a huge impact. Keep up the good work team

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Not had a drop for two weeks. Feel so much better. They always say if you drink like a man you'll end up looking like one. #canthavethat

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

At the airport. #boozaphest

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

“@AlcoholOfChoice: Just the thought of alcohol makes me sick”#previoustweet

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Just chopped a pint in under 2.35 hours. #top #lad #chopper

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Way too strong. #doubleconcentrate

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Ribena toothkind instead of wine. #LOL

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

@hGowers only because I was playing. #shearerreincarnated

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

@BoringBudey Just the diet sprite for me I'm afraid.

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

My costume for tonight... I'm like a coke anyway; sweet and irresistible to the ladies. #nobeerhalloween #i'mthetreat

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Regretting shaving my facial fungus off, almost as much as having that pint last night. So I'm a pussy drinker, and also look like 1.

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Just had a dutty shave ready for caramello tonight. #babyface #gottalookyoungforthefreshers

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Just stocked up on Fosters til Christmas. #eightpack #dowhatiwant

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

Don't mind if I do.

[Sober Jake @SoberMatthews]

I hate the reasons girls give to not have sex... I have a headache... I'm on my period... Get your hands off my neck I don't even know you.