SoberTales

A Pittsburgh bartender that blogs about constantly being in a world when everyone else is drunk. I am the sober one in your beer goggles state-of-mind.

[SoberTales @SoberTales]

@tfla803 @dtonzojr @_anna_bananza_ @kirst_yumm. A new post #sobtertales http://t.co/UHkGBXo0

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@USAROCKER hi! I didn't see this previously. I would possibly be interested if it's still available. Can you DM me details?

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When finding a garbage can is not an option you choose... http://t.co/UHkGBXo0 #sobertales

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@KIRST_yumm And that means causing shenanigans in another country. #YeeHaw

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Ohhh, how I've missed #blogging. The stupid things white ppl do when they are drunk. #Classic. http://t.co/WSXExa8O

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If you were smart, you's sit near the drunk white guy at a bar. It's called free #entertainment. http://t.co/WSXExa8O

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#Beer me please.

[YaJagoff (dot) com @YaJagoff]

“@ismithkdka: So glad my girls talked me into Kennywood instead of watching the Steelers game.”. Yep. Right choice. Potato patch fries plz

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#TheresNoExcuseFor the score of any #pittsburgh game right now.

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Repost: Horse Shoes and #beers. The perfect combination http://t.co/2xYHe1A

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Boom! #OperationSpringOlympics http://t.co/2xYHe1A

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New post coming. T minus 3 minutes...

[gizmo @thenatural18]

"These beers taste so different cause we buy all ours 3 months in advance and hide them in a field." #drinkingwithhighschoolers.

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I <3 beer.

[Dominic @dtonzojr]

I will invite you to foosball friday for great tales!!!! "@SoberTales: New post coming! Stay tuned! And sorry for the extended break!"

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Oh how I missed you too RT @tfla803 Oh how i missed this blog RT @SoberTales: Thanks, Uncle Rico. http://t.co/wpEFWU6

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Thanks, Uncle Rico. http://t.co/wpEFWU6

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New post coming! Stay tuned! And sorry for the extended break!

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Go to Charlie Sheen's hotel room? Of course, #jerrymealssaysitssafe

[Bob Foley 🏒 @bobf_vstpgh]

RT @gaitladyPGH The difference between "safe" and "out": A beginner's guide to being an Umpire http://bit.ly/nDxxfG #jerrymealssaysitssafe