Mr. President Trump

Inside the mind of the man himself, President Trump. *parody not affiliated w/ Trump* #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

Ted Cruz is the kind of guy that throws banana peals in the recycle plastic bin. #Loser #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

....... oh shit sorry Bern, what's the punchline? Socialism?

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

See world, I'm integrating myself into the rap community! Stay tune for my album to drop .. #TrumplockaFlame

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

President Hilary Clinton .. ? I like my filet mignon prepare the same way, RARE! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #10Commandments #RareHilary

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

Fact: Ted Cruz didn't know Han Solo dies. How can you trust Ted? What next, your wife is a V-Secret model? #ComeOn #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[CBSN @CBSNLive]

JUST IN: @tedcruz has solid lead in #WIPrimary, @CBSNews projects; @BernieSanders leads https://t.co/5HsAkJSPDR

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

One day I'll be half as good at deleting my snapchat history as Hilary Clinton is at deleting emails. #WIPrimary #IsThatAPenis

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

My Dad once told me, your going to meet someone terrible one day. You'll know how to take care of her. #CannotDeleteThoseEmailsHilary

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

You cannot deny me the right to hold a rally. That is called free speech people. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #WisconsinPrimary

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

Bring it on #BunchOfLosers

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

The day Hilary Clinton can be truthful for 1 hour is the day I touch Heidi Cruz with a 10-foot stick, it's true. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

Mr. Trump's first executive order when I'm elected president, Melania will start putting those bikinis back on! #FreeMelania

[Mr. President Trump @SoberTrump]

Welcome to what is about to change your world my friends. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain