StephenMcBain

From Barwon River to Torquay.

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@nicksplitter @beeck_marcus @RalphyHeraldSun @davidking34 Poor career choice, cunt xx

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EXACTLY like Clint Bizzell turned out being the next Gary Ablett Snr, Cats fans!

Welcome @beeck_marcus!

Definitely 2026’s Worst AFL Take so far & a Top 5 All-Time AFL Worst Take contender.

(Didn’t include @RalphyHeraldSun & @davidking34, just to give some others a crack at it)

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It’s taken longer than Cats fans would have wanted, but Jhye Clark has had a breakout end to the H&A season. I chatted to his former Geelong Falcons coach about what makes Jhye special and why he drew comparisons to a Cats all-time great.

@zerohanger

https://t.co/NQVNMWhp2l

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@dylan279619 @RalphyHeraldSun Turn on channel 7 you nonce

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So, tell me… why did the Swans get cheered off the ground yesterday (like they’d won the next 25 Flags) and yet on the very same day, very same ground etc. get booed by their fellow supporters (who were applauded for leaving right after the AFL team had run on)?

Pick a lane ffs

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How’s Toby Greene forgetting to pack boots for his last game with the Giants tonight!

No stress Toby, I’m certain Geelong has plenty of spares.

#AFLCrowsGiants

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@beeck_marcus @zerohanger LOL

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@MickCockering @CollingwoodFC I could give you a few pointers to get you started on this, Mick!

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@daicoszn That’s a good boy 🖖🏼 - reckons he’ll get votes for Nick D in the last break

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@bianconerifc16 @Bigdog2477 I replied to the SDK theory.
The full of shit one.

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@jacobpafc @bazlenka_69 Has your ass?

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@JurrahMurray @OldTimer1969 …that don’t like you.

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@TcameronTodd Perhaps those coke bottle glasses aren’t quite thick enough, Tod.

Which problemS are you specifically referring to, Cam?

I’d love to see your exhaustive list.
📋

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@Bigdog2477 @bianconerifc16 Nope. He’s just added a year, there til ‘29 minimum but on record as not leaving for anywhere as recently as last week.

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@liltinyslugger Yet to be with a bloke but DID manage to knock up his ex-wife’s bridesmaid, yeah?

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2.4m views & counting of Michelle showing she loves to daydream of splitting a carafe of wine (must be white) AND the Mini Jackpot with Irene at the Summer Bay SLSC.

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@ricochet_888 Nope! Alan Jones took home ‘that’ one.

Came from behind on a shocked young Robert, mouths agape as ol’ Jonesy gave the iconic Gold Logies “head” a spit polish & big gulp to start.

Beat off 60 Minutes’ rival to end it all with the acerbic barb , “Did that sting, Ray (Martin)?”.

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So ex-Cat 2x🏆(c) Tom Harley has just left the club he’s now investigating?!

He’ll strip Syd of ALL Premiership pts & make BRIS, HAW & MEL controversially lose Rd.24, so Geelong leaps to 2nd with a win, to get a HOME QF & a HOME PF.

HOCKING, LABOR, CATS 9 WINS/9 LIVES = GEEL 🏆

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@paleochristcon Real ‘Right after you left the bar early last night, an entire nations worth of supermodels turned up & I just finished banging them all just right then as you walked in, did you see their planes just take off?’, George Glass energy.

Put you in a dress, shave off mo: Muslimist.

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@paleochristcon That video could be titled “What methods do ALL God bothering zealots use to defend their particular Religious construct as the bestest one, the most truthful one & thus, the ONLY one?”

Well, I have proof!
Cool. Show some?

But I lack even a dot of proof
- because *ahem* PROOF!?

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@srkntnyldz Joey did well to find those cream pants in a 42”. They go well with his bouncy cans.